which says that women with degrees and high income are more likely to have a relationship (than those women without those things)

Hmm. I wonder what census info they were using. More likely to be married? To be married or have a live-in boyfriend? What about us queers? What about all the babymamas out there, is that better or worse than being a single college educated woman with no boyfriend at all? Oh, the dilemmas!!

I've been at work for 45 minutes, and there are no internets and no Buffistas.

Buffista reporting for duty, sir.

Finally! Let the nattering commence.

Did you have a nice birthday, Amy?

Very nice! Sunshine and cake and lots and lots of lounging.

And today I get to go bowling with twenty four-year-olds! Um.

And today I get to go bowling with twenty four-year-olds! Um.

Is it good thing or a bad thing, Amy?

I'm sure it will be interesting, either way. Especially at nine o'clock in the morning.

Good luck with the coordination thing.

Which are not *quite* as tasty as chocolate KPRINKLES.

Oh thank goodness! I was getting worried nobody would remember the KPRINKLES.

So far this morning, I have discovered that:

-coffee tastes good again, meaning I am finally 100% plague-free. Woo hoo!

-Scramble doesn't work on my office PC, probably due to outdated Java (which of course I can't update without admin access). BOOOOOO.

Today, apparently in celebration of my other coworkers being out of the office for two days on a training thing I managed to get out of, my boss has decided to dump the temp receptionist we've had for like a month, and bring in someone new.

Who has already called to ask for directions. (This isn't actually that uncommon, people get lost coming here all the time.) But when she gets in, guess who will be showing her how to work the phones? Guess who will have no idea what else to tell her?

I'm so glad I stopped for doughnuts this morning.