No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Apr 04, 2008 9:37:31 am PDT #9530 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Maybe the too much was the fries, Ginger?

I think this was the problem.


Jesse - Apr 04, 2008 9:42:30 am PDT #9531 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The federal government is trying to kill me.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2008 9:42:36 am PDT #9532 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ni-hao kai-lan is really spooky if your kid is already dora-patterened. SHe's in the other room saying "Xie_Xie" and a whole bunch of other gook. I can hear this over the cowbell

Is this in English? Is Sox okay?

Scrappy, you do deserve some pampering.


Dana - Apr 04, 2008 9:44:12 am PDT #9533 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

If it does fix it, yay, huge headache now over!

And you will be BRILLIANT.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2008 9:49:24 am PDT #9534 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Is this in English? Is Sox okay?

It's Mandarin. Kai-Lan is Chinese and they teach kids simple words in Mandarin much like Dora does for Spanish. My kids LOVE it. I think Liv was using the Chinese word for "jump" but I could be wrong.


Scrappy - Apr 04, 2008 9:49:53 am PDT #9535 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, the place I am going for the massage is called "Nice to Be Kneaded."


hippocampus - Apr 04, 2008 9:51:08 am PDT #9536 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Is this in English? Is Sox okay?

hah. yeah - it's in Toddler, with a marketing filter. and I spelled patterned wrong.

not much better - conference call is rescheduled. but Iris is eating some lunch. yay.


lori - Apr 04, 2008 9:54:32 am PDT #9537 of 10001

Good call, Scrappy! You are indeed Nice to be Kneaded!


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 10:04:17 am PDT #9538 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I could use a massage after this week but I am so tired I'm sure I would just fall asleep on the table....


Allyson - Apr 04, 2008 10:13:15 am PDT #9539 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I've decided that my first big furniture purchase after I move is going to be this set in pink ice. The estimate is $1200, so it's going to take me a bit to save for it.