Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Apr 04, 2008 9:44:12 am PDT #9533 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

If it does fix it, yay, huge headache now over!

And you will be BRILLIANT.


Cashmere - Apr 04, 2008 9:49:24 am PDT #9534 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Is this in English? Is Sox okay?

It's Mandarin. Kai-Lan is Chinese and they teach kids simple words in Mandarin much like Dora does for Spanish. My kids LOVE it. I think Liv was using the Chinese word for "jump" but I could be wrong.


Scrappy - Apr 04, 2008 9:49:53 am PDT #9535 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Also, the place I am going for the massage is called "Nice to Be Kneaded."


hippocampus - Apr 04, 2008 9:51:08 am PDT #9536 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Is this in English? Is Sox okay?

hah. yeah - it's in Toddler, with a marketing filter. and I spelled patterned wrong.

not much better - conference call is rescheduled. but Iris is eating some lunch. yay.


lori - Apr 04, 2008 9:54:32 am PDT #9537 of 10001

Good call, Scrappy! You are indeed Nice to be Kneaded!


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 10:04:17 am PDT #9538 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I could use a massage after this week but I am so tired I'm sure I would just fall asleep on the table....


Allyson - Apr 04, 2008 10:13:15 am PDT #9539 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I've decided that my first big furniture purchase after I move is going to be this set in pink ice. The estimate is $1200, so it's going to take me a bit to save for it.


Cass - Apr 04, 2008 10:15:24 am PDT #9540 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

There's such a thing as "too much crabcake?"
No.

Or yes. But that's only applicable in a single bite. So long as you don't put too much in your mouth at once, there is no such thing as too much crabcake.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2008 10:16:12 am PDT #9541 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I missed last week's massage, dammit. I was just in no shape. Hopefully I will be better this week. She's offered to come to my house and massage me there if I can't drive, but if the pain's bad enough to stop me driving I don't usually want to be touched either.

Plus it's weird to have a friend come over and massage you for money in my living room. She's had my hands on my naked body in her apartment, but that seemed different.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2008 10:20:10 am PDT #9542 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

this set in pink ice

But you can't sleep on it!

I have a severe reluctance towards unsleepable furniture.

I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'." I have a feeling I'll pay for that, sooner if not later.