Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2008 7:00:20 pm PDT #9411 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When driving I have a near-infinite ability to become enraged. I hate people who haven't decided where they're going to stop at the light, so they trickle fowards the whole time the light is red. Dude. Get to whatEVER distance you like behind the car in front of you and just stop. It's not complicated. Doofus.

Looking at a trailer for Baby Mama. It's not the awful one I saw earlier, with the surrogate peeing in the bathroom sink, but lawd-a-mercy, that's funny?


amych - Apr 03, 2008 7:15:31 pm PDT #9412 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

xkcd made of win (as always, note hover text): [link]


Pix - Apr 03, 2008 7:20:45 pm PDT #9413 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

It's true in LA that you have to pull as far into the intersection as possible to take the left just as the light turns yellow (and sometimes red), because no one will let you go, ever. And you need to pull up as far as you can so that you can take the dude behind you with you.
This, a thousand times this.
I do this. And, when I do, I give a little glance in the rearview as if to say, "You and me buddy. You and me."
And then this cracked my shit up completely. So true!


megan walker - Apr 03, 2008 8:01:32 pm PDT #9414 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

It's true in LA that you have to pull as far into the intersection as possible to take the left just as the light turns yellow (and sometimes red), because no one will let you go, ever. And you need to pull up as far as you can so that you can take the dude behind you with you.

This is why the intersection near me (Sloat & 19th) is the intersection of death. Because people do this, and then get so excited that there is a break in the oncoming traffic that they go without looking to see if a pedestrian is crossing. There have been multiple accidents since I moved here just nine months ago.


Trudy Booth - Apr 03, 2008 8:23:35 pm PDT #9415 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

oh gods i'm willingly going into a moshpit filled with teenies. i'm willingly going into a moshpit filled with teenies and i will be SOBER.

Oh my.

My friends and I are torn. In Philly at the Electric Factory the balcony is where the bar is. You have to be 21 to go up there... so if we're up there we're going to have pleeeenty of room.

And be very close because it isn't that high and hangs over the stage. We think Gerard needs a purple sparkley boa.


Cashmere - Apr 03, 2008 8:35:15 pm PDT #9416 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Looking at a trailer for Baby Mama. It's not the awful one I saw earlier, with the surrogate peeing in the bathroom sink, but lawd-a-mercy, that's funny?

Just saw her peeing in the sink. Decidedly unfunny.


Vortex - Apr 03, 2008 8:56:40 pm PDT #9417 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Aims, Today doesn't have them listed as a guest, but I'm recording anyway.


flea - Apr 04, 2008 1:23:35 am PDT #9418 of 10001
information libertarian

Steph, of course you may show Grandparents and Lions to Big!Boss.

I am one of the timid drivers you all hate. This is one reason why I don't drive.

I wonder why driving makes people so rageful? I mean, I rarely see grocery store shopping cart rage. Now I am trying to think of other situations where people have to deal with lots of random strangers at varying skill levels and take turns and stuff.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 04, 2008 2:38:33 am PDT #9419 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I,too am a timid driver who doesn't really drive anymore. I avoid making left turns if ther is no arrow. I turn right and drive around the block.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2008 3:35:03 am PDT #9420 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In Boston, this is grounds for an Early Green Left, i.e., as soon as the light turns green (in the absence of a specific left-turn arrow), if you are the first car in line, take your left before the guy coming straight the other way has the opportunity to get in your way.

Nutty is so right, not least of which because in Boston (and Mass in general), you also have to worry about the drivers who speed up when the light is turning yellow, even though they are a good distance from the intersection. Often times two or three cars will flat-out run the red as well. It's all well and good to say "well, then they are the ones at fault", but not much use if you've been t-boned by a car that was speeding up.

I'm pretty sure it's this kind of behavior that put Matt off of driving in Boston ever again.