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Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2008 3:35:03 am PDT #9420 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In Boston, this is grounds for an Early Green Left, i.e., as soon as the light turns green (in the absence of a specific left-turn arrow), if you are the first car in line, take your left before the guy coming straight the other way has the opportunity to get in your way.

Nutty is so right, not least of which because in Boston (and Mass in general), you also have to worry about the drivers who speed up when the light is turning yellow, even though they are a good distance from the intersection. Often times two or three cars will flat-out run the red as well. It's all well and good to say "well, then they are the ones at fault", but not much use if you've been t-boned by a car that was speeding up.

I'm pretty sure it's this kind of behavior that put Matt off of driving in Boston ever again.


Aims - Apr 04, 2008 3:55:22 am PDT #9421 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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Emily - Apr 04, 2008 3:58:36 am PDT #9422 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

One thing I particularly disliked about Boston traffic was the delayed green -- that is to say, one side of the intersection would get the green light before the other, to give left-turners time to go. Why would I hate this, you say, when it seems so helpful? There was no way to know when you were at one. Like a lot of things about Boston, they seemed to assume that either you'd been doing this exact thing for the last 15 years or you just shouldn't be there anyway.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2008 4:08:01 am PDT #9423 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I will say I've noticed a lot of work being done in Boston on the traffic lights the last few years (probably due to the Big Dig), and when they've done substantial work, they usually put some sort of left turn arrow in these days. Finally learning I guess.

So I guess, the moral is, if you know of a particularly nasty left without an arrow, arrange to do some damage to the traffic lights.


tommyrot - Apr 04, 2008 4:25:12 am PDT #9424 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A letter from BBC Human Resources, rejecting a job applicant: [link]

You may also like to note that calling our head of human resources a "skank ho" does not gain you any plus points when being shortlisted for a position.


Nutty - Apr 04, 2008 4:30:08 am PDT #9425 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I wonder why driving makes people so rageful? I mean, I rarely see grocery store shopping cart rage.

Well, if I had to navigate a grocery store every day, for say 30 minutes, and thus constantly came across "two little old ladies with their carts side by side, chatting and blocking the whole aisle," I am sure I would become ragey after a while. And, with grocery carts, you can totally ram people! It doesn't cause any damage!!

Like a lot of things about Boston, they seemed to assume that either you'd been doing this exact thing for the last 15 years or you just shouldn't be there anyway.

I'm... coming to understand that this is an underlying attitude about the city, yes. Did I tell you all about the time (recently) a friend of mine got an invitation to some reception in the city, with directions listing the "Auditorium" stop on the T? It hasn't been named that officially in about 10-15 years; its name is Hynes/ICA. She had to google, and not the official MBTA site, to figure out what the hell they were talking about.


Emily - Apr 04, 2008 4:30:11 am PDT #9426 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

One of my students last period, in his frustration with his assembly, called out, "Screw you, Bob Saget!" I immediately thought of the board.


Jesse - Apr 04, 2008 4:38:10 am PDT #9427 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Like a lot of things about Boston, they seemed to assume that either you'd been doing this exact thing for the last 15 years or you just shouldn't be there anyway.

Heh. Especially now that I haven't lived there in so long, all of my landmarks are gone, but I still think of things as "right by where the [whatever] used to be," which works for people who have been there since the 80s, nsm anyone else...

God, my commute this morning was annoying. I was already running late, then the train I was on went out of service, so we all smooshed on to the next one, which yuck, and it's raining.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 04, 2008 4:40:04 am PDT #9428 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Did I tell you all about the time (recently) a friend of mine got an invitation to some reception in the city, with directions listing the "Auditorium" stop on the T? It hasn't been named that officially in about 10-15 years; its name is Hynes/ICA.

Heh, not anymore, since the ICA moved to the waterfront. I think it is officially just "Hynes Convention Center" or "Hynes" now.

The funny thing is, I still think of it as Auditorium (though I ALSO think of it as Hynes - ICA never really stuck).


Dana - Apr 04, 2008 4:58:51 am PDT #9429 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

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