If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Apr 03, 2008 2:12:00 pm PDT #9348 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

i will be SOBER.

What?!??!


juliana - Apr 03, 2008 2:13:04 pm PDT #9349 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What?!??!

Yeah. Sober. I know.


Atropa - Apr 03, 2008 2:18:00 pm PDT #9350 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

HEY NOW. I (and smonster) need Teh Bryar and Teh Iero at 7 p.m. SHARP tonight. And tomorrow night.

I expect a FULL REPORT.


Lee - Apr 03, 2008 2:26:23 pm PDT #9351 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yeah. Sober. I know.

Huh.

I don't want to do any more work today. I won't either, if I can get people to cooperate.


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2008 2:27:14 pm PDT #9352 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Happy Birthday Tom!

The most annoyed I get at tourists is school groups where the teacher will tell the kids to gather at the bottom of the escalator or to get on the train and stay right by the door. (I've seen both of these happen, multiple times, with groups of more than ten kids.) And then they complain that people in the city are so rude because they get pushed. No, you're being rude by purposely having a large group of people block the way of several hundred commutors.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2008 2:28:52 pm PDT #9353 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

In high school, my route back to the Metro from crew practice used to take me right past the tourist trolley, ALL of whom would have their cameras out and rolling. Who cares about the Kennedy Center on your left, there's a sweaty native girl down there!!


Atropa - Apr 03, 2008 2:29:12 pm PDT #9354 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Tom! Happy happy birthday!


Hil R. - Apr 03, 2008 2:30:21 pm PDT #9355 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh! I've noticed people on those double-decker tour buses in NY taking pictures of me. Huh? I'm really not that interesting.


Atropa - Apr 03, 2008 2:31:48 pm PDT #9356 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Who cares about the Kennedy Center on your left, there's a sweaty native girl down there!!

I always wonder how all the random tourists that have taken photos of or with me explain them to their friends and family later. "And here's that really strange Victorian Goth girl we saw in Seattle! We just HAD to get our photo taken with her!"


Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2008 2:36:36 pm PDT #9357 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People, please remind me that I cannot change someone's mind who thinks that they know what it's like to be on the razor's edge of poverty because they have a large tax bill and therefore all poor people have to do is budget and sacrifice in order not to have to choose between groceries, bills and rent or their car insurance.

Do we really think that the majority of people who don't have liability don't have it because they are flauting the law?