Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Apr 03, 2008 2:46:16 pm PDT #9358 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You cannot change that person's mind, DJ. A good stint of living outta their car might do the trick, but even then, people can be weirdly stubborn.


beekaytee - Apr 03, 2008 2:46:58 pm PDT #9359 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

There is a woman STOPPED in the crosswalk blocking all traffic so she can take a picture of the Capitol.

t cue Chewbacca, head back noise of agony

The people standing in the middle of Independence Avenue...basically a HIGHway for crap sake, taking pictures of the cherry trees.

I know I rant about this every year but really? trees? Okay, pretty trees, I agree, but worth your life or the lives of innocent motorists? Not really!! No, seriously, not really worth it!!

And, by the way, could I please have your name and address to I can narc your tree branch pulling down ass to the park police so that they can send you that huge ticket? Cuz, you know what? Those gorgeous flowers that so overwhelmed you with their beauty that you absolutely could NOT allow them to stay in their natural habitat...the ones that would have lived on that tree for the rest of these kabillion people to enjoy? They'll be dead in half an hour you selfish berk.

Ahem. Sorry. It's a thing.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2008 2:47:42 pm PDT #9360 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

OMG OMG OMG.

I am making the world's yummiest carnitas right now. The shredded pork just went into the oven to crisp. I had a bite to test it out and OMGWTFYUM. If DH doesn't get home soon I may eat the entire batch by myself.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2008 2:48:35 pm PDT #9361 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I know I rant about this every year but really? trees? Okay, pretty trees, I agree, but worth your life or the lives of innocent motorists? Not really!! No, seriously, not really worth it!!

And also, pretty visible from the sidewalk! Where you won't cause a traffic accident!


beekaytee - Apr 03, 2008 2:53:37 pm PDT #9362 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

And also, pretty visible from the sidewalk! Where you won't cause a traffic accident!

Seriously!

The whole, 'it's just one' phenomenon nearly fomented a battle with my visitor two weeks ago. When I huffed at her for ripping off some forsythia and another bloom, she actally shot back "Bite me." I very nearly did.

What IS it that makes otherwise sane people feel like it's okay to tear up a living thing, or to throw their rubbish on the ground?

"It's just one."

I wish I had a better retort than stunned indignation.


Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2008 2:54:28 pm PDT #9363 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

You cannot change that person's mind, DJ. A good stint of living outta their car might do the trick, but even then, people can be weirdly stubborn.

Yeah. There's this other guy who's a regular at the DMN's blog who seems to get what life can do to people having been through it himself. But the original board member who posted and this other guy are all "Get rid of your cell phone and cable! No luxuries for you! Take public transport!" Which, lessee, at best turns my 20 min commute into an hour and 10 minutes and still includes a half mile walk. I can't imagine what it would be like for someone who can't afford to live in our increasingly gentrified urban center.

ETA: also, did you get my email? Nothing urgent, just giving you an update on the "Why can't the whole site be in one content doc" situation.


§ ita § - Apr 03, 2008 2:55:34 pm PDT #9364 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Baby predators are so cute.


Daisy Jane - Apr 03, 2008 2:57:23 pm PDT #9365 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

OMG! So freaking cute!


beekaytee - Apr 03, 2008 2:59:08 pm PDT #9366 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Sweet baby! And the zoo keeper is kinda cute too.


flea - Apr 03, 2008 2:59:59 pm PDT #9367 of 10001
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