It's because you didn't have a strong father figure isn't it?

Joyce ,'Chosen'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Apr 02, 2008 9:26:47 am PDT #8924 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ignoring the evil plotty children, because I just can't cope with that right now.

Minor, first world grumpus of the morning: We are now on Day 4 of no hot showers. The gas main guy has an "all day appointment" to come by and try to figure out why the pilot light on our water heater gutters out after 90 seconds. I had been settled in, expecting a long, long wait until, say, three or so, when suddenly my phone rang at just about 10; it was the gas guy, saying he'd be here in "a few minutes." At 10:30 he called again, to say he'd been circling the block and there was no parking, so he was going to see someone else first and come back here. It's now 11:30, and no further word from him. I'd be less grumpy if he hadn't faked me out and had just refrained from calling until he was actually at the door.


Gudanov - Apr 02, 2008 9:29:27 am PDT #8925 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Sounds like you need to hire a pack of third graders to capture the gas guy.


Jesse - Apr 02, 2008 9:30:33 am PDT #8926 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Four days of no hot showers seems like a pretty decent first-world problem, actually. I mean, isn't hot and cold running water one of the basic things you get in the first world??


JZ - Apr 02, 2008 9:32:42 am PDT #8927 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Well, the water heater that goes to the kitchen is fine, so we've at least got clean dishes, Hec is able to shave, and if Matilda had a horrible blowout we could always pop her in the sink for a small tub. If he doesn't show up today, the shower situation gets dire, but right now it's just a PITA.


Emily - Apr 02, 2008 9:44:26 am PDT #8928 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I have just over a half hour to go. Please, please natter! I can't fall asleep this close to the end!

Of course, idiot that I am, I suggested going to a lacrosse game tonight. Why?


juliana - Apr 02, 2008 9:46:33 am PDT #8929 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

JZ, if you guys need to come over to my place, you're more than welcome to. Of course, my shower is psychotic, but it works. More or less.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 02, 2008 9:56:13 am PDT #8930 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Dances through thread juggling fruit bats


msbelle - Apr 02, 2008 9:58:04 am PDT #8931 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I do not want to do the work that I have. SHOCKING!


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2008 10:22:30 am PDT #8932 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

These apple everything-free cookies had a strange grainy aftertaste. Which is a shame, because they're almost a win otherwise. Soft, tasty, gluten- and dairy- and tyramine-free. But I'm done with them once this box is emptied. Maybe I'll bake for myself next.

Anyone here have cake or cookie recipes where you can substitute wheat flour for just one thing? I mean, not 1/2 oat and 1/2 rice, or needing to add xanthan gum?

They don't even have to be wheat-free versions of anything. They can just be what they are.

Tangentially, can you label yourself allergen-free? Wouldn't one just mean "so far"?


lisah - Apr 02, 2008 10:28:29 am PDT #8933 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

ita, can you eat quinoa on this diet?