Third-graders plotted to attack teacher
What the whaaaaat? Wow. I mean.... WOW.
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Emily - Apr 02, 2008 6:35:01 am PDT #8880 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2008 6:36:07 am PDT #8881 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Random question: Is is common for someone who has surgery to get a copy of the operative notes?
lisah - Apr 02, 2008 6:36:17 am PDT #8882 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Whenever Owen sees adverts for Horton Hears a Who (the film and the IHOP tie-in) he covers his ears. He did the same thing with the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie late last year.
Are there very high-pitched sounds in the ad? (like I'm thinking the Chipmunks movie one would have had)
Scrappy - Apr 02, 2008 6:38:15 am PDT #8883 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I got the notes from my surgery last year, and very interesting they were. To me, anyway.
Cashmere - Apr 02, 2008 6:38:32 am PDT #8884 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Are there very high-pitched sounds in the ad? (like I'm thinking the Chipmunks movie one would have had)
Maybe. He's very sensitive to sounds, but he doesn't seem to mind other annoying, high pitched sounds (I'm looking at you, Elmo). I've been trying to track what bothers him most but there doesn't seem to be any pattern (at least that's evident to me).
tommyrot - Apr 02, 2008 6:42:39 am PDT #8885 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I got asked what kind of screws got put in my leg. I refrained from saying, "How the hell should I know?"
They need to know if the screws are "MRI-safe." (Which means "non-magnetic".) If not, an MRI could cause serious injury.
Anyway, they're contacting the hospital where I had the surgery....
Dana - Apr 02, 2008 6:43:47 am PDT #8886 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I didn't get notes from my surgery. My surgery didn't involve metal, though.
Sophia Brooks - Apr 02, 2008 6:44:56 am PDT #8887 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Third-graders plotted to attack teacher
What the whaaaaat? Wow. I mean.... WOW.
WTF? I mean, in 6th grade a bunch of people rose spontaneously and shut the teacher in the coat closet (it had doors like a garage), but it was more of a joke on him. Especially since he was a big burly man who could have gotten out at any time.
shrift - Apr 02, 2008 6:49:30 am PDT #8888 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
No, it is alphabetization or nothing. I have spoken.
If the subject requires a glossary, I don't think it's a good idea to force people to interpret your organizational logic simply to get at what the goddamn words mean. If it requires an effort, most people just aren't going to do it.
shrift - Apr 02, 2008 6:53:18 am PDT #8889 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
The only surgery I've ever had was oral.
I feel like that comment deserves a rimshot.