The only surgery I've ever had was oral.
I feel like that comment deserves a rimshot.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Apr 02, 2008 6:53:18 am PDT #8889 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana - Apr 02, 2008 6:54:05 am PDT #8890 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
The only surgery I've ever had was oral.
That's what she said!
Emily - Apr 02, 2008 6:54:26 am PDT #8891 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
You know, if it was a couple of students, I'd think, Wow, serious disturbance going on there, but nine? Okay, I don't really think all nine took it seriously, but it still makes me go, Whaaa?
msbelle - Apr 02, 2008 6:57:12 am PDT #8892 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
kids are scary. especially in packs.
msbelle - Apr 02, 2008 6:59:03 am PDT #8893 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
re: taxes - and how am I getting refunded MORE than was withheld?
I need to adjust my W-4 to stop this, I want my money throughout the year instead of a refund. No idea how. I am asking my tax guy, I figure I pay him so I should use him for crap like this.
ETA - MORE allowance will lower withholding - check.
bon bon - Apr 02, 2008 7:06:20 am PDT #8894 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I had a professor of ethics in college. She is at a different school now, but is a leading philosopher of moral theory. Her mother is a peace activist and philosopher of ethics and her grandparents are Nobel laureates. Her father was president at Harvard. And in the third grade, she brought windex to school in a plan to poison her teacher. Little kids are immoral little beasts.
§ ita § - Apr 02, 2008 7:09:55 am PDT #8895 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I watched a nature show over the weekend that praised the human animal at all stages of development for its ability to cooperate when there's nothing in it for them--separates us from the apes, it does.
I've met kids. I remain unconvinced.
brenda m - Apr 02, 2008 7:11:27 am PDT #8896 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Did I ever tell the story about my dog barking up a storm so that we'd come and let the other dog in?
sarameg - Apr 02, 2008 7:11:27 am PDT #8897 of 10001
I have a bad feeling about today.
lisah - Apr 02, 2008 7:11:43 am PDT #8898 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I've met kids. I remain unconvinced.
But, that's the bright spot in that story! Those kids were cooperating.
Cooperating to do evil but still!