oooh, I'd love to go to Jo-Ann. Definately need some curtain ideas.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Mar 23, 2008 8:24:44 am PDT #6769 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 8:24:49 am PDT #6770 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ow. I just popped off a fake nail trying to open my new headphones. I was going to go in for a fill this week, anyway, so I guess I'll make it tomorrow. Right now it hurts too much to consider going in today. Wah.
Allyson - Mar 23, 2008 8:26:02 am PDT #6771 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Running across the street for espresso.
lisah - Mar 23, 2008 8:59:09 am PDT #6772 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Kevin - Mar 23, 2008 9:06:08 am PDT #6773 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
I have a date in an hour in a pub. I'm nervous. I'm trying to think of fun things to talk about.
Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 9:12:48 am PDT #6774 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Were we talking in here about Michael Stipe "just" announcing he was gay?
Yeah, what was that about? The video was funny!
Good luck, Kevin! Here's a gambit: "How about that local sports team?"
beekaytee - Mar 23, 2008 9:16:13 am PDT #6775 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I have a date in an hour in a pub. I'm nervous. I'm trying to think of fun things to talk about.
How about, "Tell me all about YOU." That works well, plus gives you clues for even more interesting stories and questions.
Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 9:21:55 am PDT #6776 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just ate five Samoas, and feel disgusting, yet satisfied. Mmmmm.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2008 9:26:10 am PDT #6777 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I attempted to get the bagels I've been craving but have been foiled by my Christian bagel place - not that they proselytize while selling you a bagel
"I'd like a sesame seed bagel."
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior???"
"Uh...I'm really more of a Rastafarian."
"NO BAGEL FOR YOU!!!"
"...Er, I mean, PRAISE HIM!!!!"
"That'll be 83 cents, ma'am."
sarameg - Mar 23, 2008 9:26:35 am PDT #6778 of 10001
I have a really hard time not misreading Samoas as Samoans every Girl Scout cookie season. It's disturbing.
Halfway through the laundry. And then I need to find an open store to buy ziplocs. Shouldn't be too hard, but it always surprises me that Target is closed and that shakes my confidence!