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Steph L. - Mar 23, 2008 9:26:10 am PDT #6777 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I attempted to get the bagels I've been craving but have been foiled by my Christian bagel place - not that they proselytize while selling you a bagel

"I'd like a sesame seed bagel."

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior???"

"Uh...I'm really more of a Rastafarian."

"NO BAGEL FOR YOU!!!"

"...Er, I mean, PRAISE HIM!!!!"

"That'll be 83 cents, ma'am."

sarameg - Mar 23, 2008 9:26:35 am PDT #6778 of 10001

I have a really hard time not misreading Samoas as Samoans every Girl Scout cookie season. It's disturbing.

Halfway through the laundry. And then I need to find an open store to buy ziplocs. Shouldn't be too hard, but it always surprises me that Target is closed and that shakes my confidence!

Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 9:28:07 am PDT #6779 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have a really hard time not misreading Samoas as Samoans every Girl Scout cookie season. It's disturbing.

Mmmm...Samoans! Someone on a New York LJ community asked where she could find samosas. Samosas? Way easier to find than Girl Scout cookies.

I'm really surprised that Target is closed.

Kevin - Mar 23, 2008 9:30:38 am PDT #6780 of 10001

Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

How about, "Tell me all about YOU." That works well, plus gives you clues for even more interesting stories and questions.

I like that! Thanks. I asked my best friend for advice - she sent me a text saying "Don't fuck it up". Which is, well, pretty good advice I guess.

Allyson - Mar 23, 2008 9:31:08 am PDT #6781 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Maybe WeHo Target is open. Gay Heathen Target.

Theodosia - Mar 23, 2008 9:33:34 am PDT #6782 of 10001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And I always read Samoas as Samosas, too. Happily, I have a package of them from Whole Foods downstairs in the fridge, so I'll be able to assuage my craving, soon.

lisah - Mar 23, 2008 9:35:29 am PDT #6783 of 10001

Punishingly Intricate

And then I need to find an open store to buy ziplocs. Shouldn't be too hard, but it always surprises me that Target is closed and that shakes my confidence!

Grocery stores should be open. Whole Foods was anyway. I was there earlier (and saw John Waters at the prepared foods counter).

Allyson - Mar 23, 2008 9:36:33 am PDT #6784 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I sincerely believe I need this set in my living room.

sarameg - Mar 23, 2008 9:39:00 am PDT #6785 of 10001

I'm pretty sure the Target closed on easter is a corporate policy. But I couold be wrong. Given my local Target is in the big jewish community, it should be open! The busiest I've ever seen it was on a friday a couple hours before sunset. I've never seen lines like that in a Target before.

Samoas, Samoans, Samosas...why didn't they pick another name?!!!

(I know the other bakery has a different name for them, but still.)

Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 9:39:06 am PDT #6786 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Those are adorable! But I know I would never sit on a stool at home.

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