Were we talking in here about Michael Stipe "just" announcing he was gay? Anyway,
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Mar 23, 2008 8:59:09 am PDT #6772 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Kevin - Mar 23, 2008 9:06:08 am PDT #6773 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
I have a date in an hour in a pub. I'm nervous. I'm trying to think of fun things to talk about.
Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 9:12:48 am PDT #6774 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Were we talking in here about Michael Stipe "just" announcing he was gay?
Yeah, what was that about? The video was funny!
Good luck, Kevin! Here's a gambit: "How about that local sports team?"
beekaytee - Mar 23, 2008 9:16:13 am PDT #6775 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
I have a date in an hour in a pub. I'm nervous. I'm trying to think of fun things to talk about.
How about, "Tell me all about YOU." That works well, plus gives you clues for even more interesting stories and questions.
Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 9:21:55 am PDT #6776 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just ate five Samoas, and feel disgusting, yet satisfied. Mmmmm.
Steph L. - Mar 23, 2008 9:26:10 am PDT #6777 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I attempted to get the bagels I've been craving but have been foiled by my Christian bagel place - not that they proselytize while selling you a bagel
"I'd like a sesame seed bagel."
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior???"
"Uh...I'm really more of a Rastafarian."
"NO BAGEL FOR YOU!!!"
"...Er, I mean, PRAISE HIM!!!!"
"That'll be 83 cents, ma'am."
sarameg - Mar 23, 2008 9:26:35 am PDT #6778 of 10001
I have a really hard time not misreading Samoas as Samoans every Girl Scout cookie season. It's disturbing.
Halfway through the laundry. And then I need to find an open store to buy ziplocs. Shouldn't be too hard, but it always surprises me that Target is closed and that shakes my confidence!
Jesse - Mar 23, 2008 9:28:07 am PDT #6779 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have a really hard time not misreading Samoas as Samoans every Girl Scout cookie season. It's disturbing.
Mmmm...Samoans! Someone on a New York LJ community asked where she could find samosas. Samosas? Way easier to find than Girl Scout cookies.
I'm really surprised that Target is closed.
Kevin - Mar 23, 2008 9:30:38 am PDT #6780 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.
How about, "Tell me all about YOU." That works well, plus gives you clues for even more interesting stories and questions.
I like that! Thanks. I asked my best friend for advice - she sent me a text saying "Don't fuck it up". Which is, well, pretty good advice I guess.
Allyson - Mar 23, 2008 9:31:08 am PDT #6781 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Maybe WeHo Target is open. Gay Heathen Target.