OMG, I saw the most offensive bumper sticker on my way to work today. It said, "My other toy has tits." Blood = Boiling.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - Mar 21, 2008 9:23:52 am PDT #6494 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Frankenbuddha - Mar 21, 2008 9:25:41 am PDT #6495 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
It said, "My other toy has tits." Blood = Boiling.
**BOGGLES** Dear doG, people suck. And the worst part is that is probably the reaction the asshat wanted.
Jesse - Mar 21, 2008 9:27:15 am PDT #6496 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My boss just told me that if it were up to her, she'd let us go. Why is it not up to her??? No one is here! She was going to try to get HR on the phone. (My boss is working from home.)
Of course, I do have work to do, and we got some access to our server documents, but still.
The skinny milk carton is a quart, right? I probably drink two quarts of water a day, and yes, there is a lot of peeing.
lisah - Mar 21, 2008 9:32:33 am PDT #6497 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I share Lisa's dream, but my boss is out, so I know that the email is not coming.
Mine is too I think. But he has been on email. So I'm keeping the dream alive.
My lunch didn't take at all! I'm Starving. To. Death.
juliana - Mar 21, 2008 9:38:13 am PDT #6498 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Our office is zombie-populated, as we had our much-postponed holiday dinner last night. Soooooo much wine.
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2008 9:42:22 am PDT #6499 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wow. I'd love to slap the driver of that car. I would derive great kinaesthetic pleasure from that act.
I'm pretty sure there will be no going home early for us. And I've just noticed a 3-4 meeting. I need to go see what that's about.
msbelle - Mar 21, 2008 9:44:43 am PDT #6500 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I just saw a bunch of people leaving from another dept. I hate them.
Daisy Jane - Mar 21, 2008 9:48:30 am PDT #6501 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
We left early, but not because of the holiday. We're moving to new office space, so everything is packed up.
sarameg - Mar 21, 2008 9:52:25 am PDT #6502 of 10001
I'm considering restarting, after 23 years, my thumbsucking habit.
Everything is going to hell in a handbasket here.
Kathy A - Mar 21, 2008 9:56:05 am PDT #6503 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My boss just called to let me know I could go home an hour early, which is nice, since I came in extra early (for me) at 8:30. Traffic will still be a pain at 3:30, but hopefully not as bad as it could be and I'll still get home before 4:00 (for a five-mile drive).