I expect all Americans, when traveling or even living in a foreign country, can do something simple like order food without resulting to hand gestures or asking the waiter for help.
No? Funny how that works.
I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 20, 2008 6:29:00 am PDT #6154 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
sumi - Mar 20, 2008 6:37:27 am PDT #6155 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
tommyrot - Mar 20, 2008 6:40:40 am PDT #6156 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Batshaped mini Spyplane!
Somewhere I read they were going to call it "ComBat."
tommyrot - Mar 20, 2008 6:42:07 am PDT #6157 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There's this artist who did a series of works on 3x3 Post-It notes. I can't explain why I like this one so much: [link]
tommyrot - Mar 20, 2008 6:46:34 am PDT #6158 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Curious what the people behind the subprime mortgage mess are like?
CEO of subprime mortgage broker fined $29,000 for dropping 73 f-bombs during deposition
Q: This is your loan file. What do Mr. and Mrs. Fitzgerald do for a living?
A: I don't know. Open it up and find it.
Q: Look at your loan file and tell me.
A: Open it up and find it. I'm not your fucking bitch.
Q: Take a look at your loan application.
A: Do it yourself. Do it yourself. You want to do this in front of a judge. Would you prefer to [do] this in front of a judge? Then, shut the fuck up.
Q: Sir, take a look--
A: I'm taking a break. Fuck him. You open up the document. You want me to look at something, you get the document out. Earn your fucking money, asshole. Better get used to it. You'll retire when I'm done.
Apparently, depositions make him cranky....
eta: More details here in The Legal Intelligence: [link]
Sophia Brooks - Mar 20, 2008 6:51:26 am PDT #6159 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
For some reason I have the Beatles song "Across the Universe" stuck in my head. However, for years and years and years I thought they were saying "kangaroo David" instead of "Jai guru deva om", so it is stuck in my head that way. Not only that I didn't realize it was the Beatles, I thought (because of the Kangaroo thing) it was sung by that australian gay man who married Liza Minnelli and had a musical about him made starring Hugh Jackman. Peter Allen.
Dana - Mar 20, 2008 6:53:53 am PDT #6160 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Peter Allen.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 20, 2008 6:58:44 am PDT #6161 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Peter Allen.
Yes. I guess I remembered an amazing amount of things about him for hot actually remembering his name!
Dana - Mar 20, 2008 7:00:07 am PDT #6162 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
My only excuse is that I saw "The Boy From Oz" on Broadway. Crappy show. Totally worth it.
Aims - Mar 20, 2008 7:08:13 am PDT #6163 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Continued thoughts and prayers for you, your family, and your niece, Scrappy. Maybe this will be the KITA she needs to complete her sobriety?