This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2008 6:42:07 am PDT #6157 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's this artist who did a series of works on 3x3 Post-It notes. I can't explain why I like this one so much: [link]


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2008 6:46:34 am PDT #6158 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Curious what the people behind the subprime mortgage mess are like?

CEO of subprime mortgage broker fined $29,000 for dropping 73 f-bombs during deposition

Q: This is your loan file. What do Mr. and Mrs. Fitzgerald do for a living?
A: I don't know. Open it up and find it.
Q: Look at your loan file and tell me.
A: Open it up and find it. I'm not your fucking bitch.
Q: Take a look at your loan application.
A: Do it yourself. Do it yourself. You want to do this in front of a judge. Would you prefer to [do] this in front of a judge? Then, shut the fuck up.
Q: Sir, take a look--
A: I'm taking a break. Fuck him. You open up the document. You want me to look at something, you get the document out. Earn your fucking money, asshole. Better get used to it. You'll retire when I'm done.

Apparently, depositions make him cranky....

eta: More details here in The Legal Intelligence: [link]


Sophia Brooks - Mar 20, 2008 6:51:26 am PDT #6159 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

For some reason I have the Beatles song "Across the Universe" stuck in my head. However, for years and years and years I thought they were saying "kangaroo David" instead of "Jai guru deva om", so it is stuck in my head that way. Not only that I didn't realize it was the Beatles, I thought (because of the Kangaroo thing) it was sung by that australian gay man who married Liza Minnelli and had a musical about him made starring Hugh Jackman. Peter Allen.


Dana - Mar 20, 2008 6:53:53 am PDT #6160 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Peter Allen.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 20, 2008 6:58:44 am PDT #6161 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Peter Allen.

Yes. I guess I remembered an amazing amount of things about him for hot actually remembering his name!


Dana - Mar 20, 2008 7:00:07 am PDT #6162 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My only excuse is that I saw "The Boy From Oz" on Broadway. Crappy show. Totally worth it.


Aims - Mar 20, 2008 7:08:13 am PDT #6163 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Continued thoughts and prayers for you, your family, and your niece, Scrappy. Maybe this will be the KITA she needs to complete her sobriety?


Nutty - Mar 20, 2008 7:10:24 am PDT #6164 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Exciting/disgusting fact I have learned: the father of the science of modern color-blindness, John Dalton, defined the condition in 1798 because he himself was not seeing colors properly.

He was definitively diagnosed as red/green color-blind (deuteranopic) 150 years later, because they did a DNA test on his preserved eyeball. WTF!


bon bon - Mar 20, 2008 7:13:16 am PDT #6165 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Curious what the people behind the subprime mortgage mess are like?

CEO of subprime mortgage broker fined $29,000 for dropping 73 f-bombs during deposition

Oh, rubbish. This guy being a dick has nothing to do with the economics of the credit crunch.


Miracleman - Mar 20, 2008 7:26:43 am PDT #6166 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

However, for years and years and years I thought they were saying "kangaroo David" instead of "Jai guru deva om", so it is stuck in my head that way.

"Someday monkey play piano song...play piano song..."

Different song, but...