I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nutty - Mar 20, 2008 7:10:24 am PDT #6164 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Exciting/disgusting fact I have learned: the father of the science of modern color-blindness, John Dalton, defined the condition in 1798 because he himself was not seeing colors properly.

He was definitively diagnosed as red/green color-blind (deuteranopic) 150 years later, because they did a DNA test on his preserved eyeball. WTF!


bon bon - Mar 20, 2008 7:13:16 am PDT #6165 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Curious what the people behind the subprime mortgage mess are like?

CEO of subprime mortgage broker fined $29,000 for dropping 73 f-bombs during deposition

Oh, rubbish. This guy being a dick has nothing to do with the economics of the credit crunch.


Miracleman - Mar 20, 2008 7:26:43 am PDT #6166 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

However, for years and years and years I thought they were saying "kangaroo David" instead of "Jai guru deva om", so it is stuck in my head that way.

"Someday monkey play piano song...play piano song..."

Different song, but...


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2008 7:28:26 am PDT #6167 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Someday monkey play piano song...play piano song..."

I'm still waiting for that day.

I mean, if cats can play the piano....


Jesse - Mar 20, 2008 7:30:45 am PDT #6168 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh crap, scrappy. I'll continue to hold your niece (and the rest of you) in my thoughts.

In a 2-1 vote, a Commission on Human Relations panel found that two signs at Geno's Steaks telling customers, "This is America: WHEN ORDERING 'PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH,'" do not violate the city's Fair Practices Ordinance.

I'm just going to say that "one wit whiz" is barely English, anyway.


Strega - Mar 20, 2008 7:34:07 am PDT #6169 of 10001

This is America: WHEN ORDERING 'PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH'

This is English: When writing instructions, please don't use inverted commas for emphasis.


Polter-Cow - Mar 20, 2008 7:35:21 am PDT #6170 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Maybe 'PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH' is the name of their most popular dish.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 20, 2008 7:35:49 am PDT #6171 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So what are folks up to this weekend? I know it's a day early, but I'm bored and figured I'd try to kick start a conversation.

I'm going up to Maine, and my brother his wife and I are taking our Mother out for Easter dinner here: [link]

We've been doing this the last couple of years. I love this place. They have the most amazing 72-Layer Hand-Cut Cream Cheese Biscuits. Unfortunately, getting these before the meal can seriously fill you up.


Amy - Mar 20, 2008 7:36:24 am PDT #6172 of 10001
Because books.

Oh, Scrappy. I'm so sorry about the cause of the heart attack. All kinds of vibes that she hangs in there, though.


flea - Mar 20, 2008 7:37:39 am PDT #6173 of 10001
information libertarian

Thanks for updating us on your niece, Scrappy. I am hoping for the best for her.

Can anyone explain to me why the water supply is a public utility and the electric and gas lines are private companies, even though they essentially have a regional monopoly? I mean, I can't choose which provider to use for my electricity, and they maintain the lines. Which, okay, but why aren't they a public utility and water is?

Also, can anyone explain why Verizon is a company that provides internet service and yet had the most poorly designed corporate web site I have ever had to use regularly?