That poem is totally filthy. Kudos.
I overslept with a vengeance today. Woke up at 10:20, no idea what I did to the alarms. I don't have a good plan yet. I'm not sure where to get one.
This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2008 10:19:36 am PDT #5756 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Polter-Cow - Mar 18, 2008 10:20:14 am PDT #5757 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I completely understand *why* there can be racist connotations to saying that Obama is articulate
Johnny is generous enough to remark upon how "articulate" I am! That makes me feel good!
Aims - Mar 18, 2008 10:25:16 am PDT #5758 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Reminds me of that Em story, what was it? "NO! IT WAS MY BUTT!" I still laugh at that.
Yes, that was it. Crazy girl that she is.
shrift - Mar 18, 2008 10:28:47 am PDT #5759 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sleepy puppy: [link]
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2008 10:29:45 am PDT #5760 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Somebody drugged his kibble!
amych - Mar 18, 2008 10:30:16 am PDT #5761 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, man. The tragedy of puppy roofies.
Emily - Mar 18, 2008 10:30:17 am PDT #5762 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Auden quote I'm giggling over:
I found what I hoped. I groped. It was large.
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2008 10:38:54 am PDT #5763 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yes, that was it. Crazy girl that she is.
I swear I laughed so hard I cried over that.
Auden will have to wait until I get home. Which sucks, because I will immediately need to forward it to my coworker.
Aims - Mar 18, 2008 10:41:43 am PDT #5764 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I swear I laughed so hard I cried over that.
Now, if anyone else around her passes wind, she feels the need to tell them that it's THEIR butt, and most certainly NOT hers.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2008 10:52:25 am PDT #5765 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Apparently I'm not going to die anytime soon. But I did get a tetanus shot, because I haven't had one in a long time. Now my arm feels weird....