I swear I laughed so hard I cried over that.
Now, if anyone else around her passes wind, she feels the need to tell them that it's THEIR butt, and most certainly NOT hers.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 18, 2008 10:41:43 am PDT #5764 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2008 10:52:25 am PDT #5765 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Apparently I'm not going to die anytime soon. But I did get a tetanus shot, because I haven't had one in a long time. Now my arm feels weird....
Jesse - Mar 18, 2008 10:54:59 am PDT #5766 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am seriously going to hurt someone today. Who it will be is still up for grabs -- so many people in the running! For one thing, why do people insist on giving excuses that are LIES??
If I can hold out two more hours, I can have a glass of wine at the hair salon, god willing.
Emily - Mar 18, 2008 11:12:43 am PDT #5767 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Ooh, nice. What kind of hair salon do you go to, Jesse?
...have we had this conversation before?
Jesse - Mar 18, 2008 11:12:53 am PDT #5768 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, I have realized the upside to everything going to shit here: in meetings yesterday and today, both the big boss and the #2 big boss have used curse words! I enjoy that. The #2 big boss just referred to some other people as "assholes" and then apologized to me. Little does she know I've been calling them motherfuckers for a year now!
Jesse - Mar 18, 2008 11:14:13 am PDT #5769 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, nice. What kind of hair salon do you go to, Jesse?
I go to a little kind of hair salon -- I think it's four chairs? So pretty casual. I was traumatised when my person there left, but I like her replacement even better! If I can get her to let me keep my hair a little longer tonight.
Shir - Mar 18, 2008 11:45:52 am PDT #5770 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
The lasagna I plan to have as a late dinner refuse to be ready.
Evil.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2008 11:48:21 am PDT #5771 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There have been a series of emails floating around that allege the total energy use of a Prius over its lifetime (including its manufacture) is greater than a Hummer. (Mostly because of the greater complexity of the Prius's battery.) Has anyone heard that? This article refutes that pretty well, so if you're curious or need ammo against someone you know....
sarameg - Mar 18, 2008 12:07:20 pm PDT #5772 of 10001
Today is one of those frustrating days in which I just have no idea. No, really. I don't know how it is supposed to work. It isn't written anywhere. No one's ever told me anything. I just don't know.
Polter-Cow - Mar 18, 2008 12:32:38 pm PDT #5773 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Speaking of hybrid cars, this baby aims to get 330 miles per gallon. It's already at 230.