Reminds me of that Em story, what was it? "NO! IT WAS MY BUTT!" I still laugh at that.
Yes, that was it. Crazy girl that she is.
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Mar 18, 2008 10:25:16 am PDT #5758 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
shrift - Mar 18, 2008 10:28:47 am PDT #5759 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Sleepy puppy: [link]
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2008 10:29:45 am PDT #5760 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Somebody drugged his kibble!
amych - Mar 18, 2008 10:30:16 am PDT #5761 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, man. The tragedy of puppy roofies.
Emily - Mar 18, 2008 10:30:17 am PDT #5762 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Auden quote I'm giggling over:
I found what I hoped. I groped. It was large.
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2008 10:38:54 am PDT #5763 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yes, that was it. Crazy girl that she is.
I swear I laughed so hard I cried over that.
Auden will have to wait until I get home. Which sucks, because I will immediately need to forward it to my coworker.
Aims - Mar 18, 2008 10:41:43 am PDT #5764 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I swear I laughed so hard I cried over that.
Now, if anyone else around her passes wind, she feels the need to tell them that it's THEIR butt, and most certainly NOT hers.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2008 10:52:25 am PDT #5765 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Apparently I'm not going to die anytime soon. But I did get a tetanus shot, because I haven't had one in a long time. Now my arm feels weird....
Jesse - Mar 18, 2008 10:54:59 am PDT #5766 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am seriously going to hurt someone today. Who it will be is still up for grabs -- so many people in the running! For one thing, why do people insist on giving excuses that are LIES??
If I can hold out two more hours, I can have a glass of wine at the hair salon, god willing.
Emily - Mar 18, 2008 11:12:43 am PDT #5767 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Ooh, nice. What kind of hair salon do you go to, Jesse?
...have we had this conversation before?