It's much easier to be brave and dashing if you haven't been exposed to actual war.

Yeah, and these days the actual military might expect them to take orders from (horrors!) women NCOs and officers!

ETA I'm speaking of the extreme patriarchal arm of the religious right here, though I think the idea that women don't belong in prominent leadership roles goes a little deeper.

And that takes me to a Glengarry Glen Ross place, with the best exit line on stage evar*: "Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!".

* as opposed to the best exit stage direction ever, which is Exit, pursued by a bear

I'm pretty sure my spiritual ancestor Roger Williams was driven out of Massachusetts. (Spiritual ancestor on both sides! My father is a Baptist, and my mother was from Rhode Island.)

From this day forward you must never speak aloud of our founding fathers.

"Okay, this is the last page of the paperwork, Grandma, I've marked where you need to sign your John Hotcock -- HANCOCK HANCOCK HANCOCK, oh god, um, your signature goes here."

Did anyone else know that W. H. Auden wrote a seriously dirty poem about giving a blowjob (and then denied it)?

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Uh, not worksafe. That Auden had quite a mouth on him, if you know what I mean.

Yeah...Jack Lemmon was so good. But it sort of made me feel like I'd seen an old uncle swear.

* as opposed to the best exit stage direction ever, which is Exit, pursued by a bear

What is that from? INTO THE WOODS or something?

A Winter's Tale, Shakespeare.

Apropos of nothing: pictures of pool-playing on Saturday night. (Top 9 photos)

That's very dirty, Dana. That's hilarious.

Did anyone else know that W. H. Auden wrote a seriously dirty poem about giving a blowjob

Wow. That really is dirty. I mean REALLY.

Although I admit I really love the first 2 lines:

It was a spring day, a day for a lay, when the air
Smelled like a locker-room, a day to blow or get blown;