From this day forward you must never speak aloud of our founding fathers.
"Okay, this is the last page of the paperwork, Grandma, I've marked where you need to sign your John Hotcock -- HANCOCK HANCOCK HANCOCK, oh god, um, your signature goes here."
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 18, 2008 9:18:09 am PDT #5734 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dana - Mar 18, 2008 9:19:43 am PDT #5735 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Did anyone else know that W. H. Auden wrote a seriously dirty poem about giving a blowjob (and then denied it)?
Uh, not worksafe. That Auden had quite a mouth on him, if you know what I mean.
erikaj - Mar 18, 2008 9:19:59 am PDT #5736 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah...Jack Lemmon was so good. But it sort of made me feel like I'd seen an old uncle swear.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2008 9:27:12 am PDT #5737 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
* as opposed to the best exit stage direction ever, which is Exit, pursued by a bear
What is that from? INTO THE WOODS or something?
juliana - Mar 18, 2008 9:27:46 am PDT #5738 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
A Winter's Tale, Shakespeare.
Apropos of nothing: pictures of pool-playing on Saturday night. (Top 9 photos)
Nutty - Mar 18, 2008 9:27:48 am PDT #5739 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
That's very dirty, Dana. That's hilarious.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2008 9:28:23 am PDT #5740 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Did anyone else know that W. H. Auden wrote a seriously dirty poem about giving a blowjob
Wow. That really is dirty. I mean REALLY.
Although I admit I really love the first 2 lines:
It was a spring day, a day for a lay, when the air
Smelled like a locker-room, a day to blow or get blown;
Sophia Brooks - Mar 18, 2008 9:29:05 am PDT #5741 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Wow. That was REALLY dirty.
Vortex - Mar 18, 2008 9:31:21 am PDT #5742 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Awesome. I might have to reprint in LJ.
Dana - Mar 18, 2008 9:32:33 am PDT #5743 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
That's very dirty, Dana. That's hilarious.
It's totally hilarious. There are lines that are just fabulous, and then there are lines that read like bad fanfic and make me giggle.