* as opposed to the best exit stage direction ever, which is Exit, pursued by a bear
What is that from? INTO THE WOODS or something?
What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2008 9:27:12 am PDT #5737 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
juliana - Mar 18, 2008 9:27:46 am PDT #5738 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
A Winter's Tale, Shakespeare.
Apropos of nothing: pictures of pool-playing on Saturday night. (Top 9 photos)
Nutty - Mar 18, 2008 9:27:48 am PDT #5739 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
That's very dirty, Dana. That's hilarious.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2008 9:28:23 am PDT #5740 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Did anyone else know that W. H. Auden wrote a seriously dirty poem about giving a blowjob
Wow. That really is dirty. I mean REALLY.
Although I admit I really love the first 2 lines:
It was a spring day, a day for a lay, when the air
Smelled like a locker-room, a day to blow or get blown;
Sophia Brooks - Mar 18, 2008 9:29:05 am PDT #5741 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Wow. That was REALLY dirty.
Vortex - Mar 18, 2008 9:31:21 am PDT #5742 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Awesome. I might have to reprint in LJ.
Dana - Mar 18, 2008 9:32:33 am PDT #5743 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
That's very dirty, Dana. That's hilarious.
It's totally hilarious. There are lines that are just fabulous, and then there are lines that read like bad fanfic and make me giggle.
Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2008 9:35:13 am PDT #5744 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I just read an article about Auden. When he was in America, he lived a few blocks away from where I live: [link]
Sophia Brooks - Mar 18, 2008 9:37:35 am PDT #5745 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
there are lines that read like bad fanfic and make me giggle.
Like this: (spoiler fonted for dirtyness)
I sought for a slit in the gripper shorts that had charge
Of the basket I asked for.
Hayden - Mar 18, 2008 9:49:37 am PDT #5746 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
So, last night at dinner, Li'l Sphere got a faraway look on his face and proceeded to let loose an epic, two-full-minute burst of gas. In the stunned silence following the blessed event, he looked at his mother and said, as innocent as a 3-yr-old, "That was my butt! My butt is talking!"
At that point, his mom cracked up, but I was trying hard not to laugh, what with my parents coming to visit next weekend and the decline of polite society and God and the Bible and all. Anyway, she managed to ask him, "What did your butt say?"
He said, with his sweetest smile on his face, "It says, 'I love you, Mommy!'"