I just hope nothing horrible happens to my petunias while I'm at work. There are two pink ones in the bunches I planted.
Bleh.
Time to slay. Vampires of the world beware!
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Mar 17, 2008 10:50:34 am PDT #5545 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sparky1 - Mar 17, 2008 10:51:32 am PDT #5546 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Welcome, Shir!
Thanks, guys. I would have been totally okay with a redesign of the garden, just not a hostile takeover.
Allyson, I think you just answered your own (unasked) question about the best revenge on the asshat. Let him redesign the garden and then make sure that you invite a steady stream of people to sit out there and make sure he can't enjoy it.
Signed, I can sing the first line of a show tune and then hum the rest ad infinitum while sitting next to him and if he asks me to stop that I can start using whatever is handy as a bongo drum.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:54:23 am PDT #5547 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Signed, I can sing the first line of a show tune and then hum the rest ad infinitum while sitting next to him and if he asks me to stop that I can start using whatever is handy as a bongo drum.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 10:54:49 am PDT #5548 of 10001
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JZ - Mar 17, 2008 10:55:22 am PDT #5549 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Seriously, I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!
So, JZ, would you really "Take any motherfucker's money, if they giving it away?"
As of 11:40 last Tuesday morning, fuck yeah!
Send asshat the flamingos and gnomes and inflatable things, but lay off the reflecting balls; they're really kind of cool, and he is unworthy.
Sparky1 - Mar 17, 2008 11:02:06 am PDT #5550 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!
I'm available for consult via Internet at all hours. And I'll be out to visit in May. Point me in the direction of your ex-employers...
erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 11:04:27 am PDT #5551 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I totally feel you on that, JZ.
JZ - Mar 17, 2008 11:18:32 am PDT #5552 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Completely random laundry question: I have a pair of (oldish, already much-washed) jeans that are maybe an inch long and maybe an inch loose in the waist; if I tossed them in a warm wash instead of cold, would they shrink up just a wee little bit, or would I end up with jeans that are way too short and tight?
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 11:21:00 am PDT #5553 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Do you machine dry them already?
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 11:23:02 am PDT #5554 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I doubt hot water and hot drying would shrink an old pair of jeans by an inch.