I just hope nothing horrible happens to my petunias while I'm at work. There are two pink ones in the bunches I planted.
Bleh.
Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.
Andrew ,'Damage'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Mar 17, 2008 10:50:34 am PDT #5545 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sparky1 - Mar 17, 2008 10:51:32 am PDT #5546 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Welcome, Shir!
Thanks, guys. I would have been totally okay with a redesign of the garden, just not a hostile takeover.
Allyson, I think you just answered your own (unasked) question about the best revenge on the asshat. Let him redesign the garden and then make sure that you invite a steady stream of people to sit out there and make sure he can't enjoy it.
Signed, I can sing the first line of a show tune and then hum the rest ad infinitum while sitting next to him and if he asks me to stop that I can start using whatever is handy as a bongo drum.
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:54:23 am PDT #5547 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Signed, I can sing the first line of a show tune and then hum the rest ad infinitum while sitting next to him and if he asks me to stop that I can start using whatever is handy as a bongo drum.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 10:54:49 am PDT #5548 of 10001
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JZ - Mar 17, 2008 10:55:22 am PDT #5549 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Seriously, I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!
So, JZ, would you really "Take any motherfucker's money, if they giving it away?"
As of 11:40 last Tuesday morning, fuck yeah!
Send asshat the flamingos and gnomes and inflatable things, but lay off the reflecting balls; they're really kind of cool, and he is unworthy.
Sparky1 - Mar 17, 2008 11:02:06 am PDT #5550 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!
I'm available for consult via Internet at all hours. And I'll be out to visit in May. Point me in the direction of your ex-employers...
erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 11:04:27 am PDT #5551 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I totally feel you on that, JZ.
JZ - Mar 17, 2008 11:18:32 am PDT #5552 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Completely random laundry question: I have a pair of (oldish, already much-washed) jeans that are maybe an inch long and maybe an inch loose in the waist; if I tossed them in a warm wash instead of cold, would they shrink up just a wee little bit, or would I end up with jeans that are way too short and tight?
msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 11:21:00 am PDT #5553 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Do you machine dry them already?
Laga - Mar 17, 2008 11:23:02 am PDT #5554 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I doubt hot water and hot drying would shrink an old pair of jeans by an inch.