Seriously, I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!

So, JZ, would you really "Take any motherfucker's money, if they giving it away?"

As of 11:40 last Tuesday morning, fuck yeah!

Send asshat the flamingos and gnomes and inflatable things, but lay off the reflecting balls; they're really kind of cool, and he is unworthy.

I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!

I'm available for consult via Internet at all hours. And I'll be out to visit in May. Point me in the direction of your ex-employers...

I totally feel you on that, JZ.

Completely random laundry question: I have a pair of (oldish, already much-washed) jeans that are maybe an inch long and maybe an inch loose in the waist; if I tossed them in a warm wash instead of cold, would they shrink up just a wee little bit, or would I end up with jeans that are way too short and tight?

Do you machine dry them already?

I doubt hot water and hot drying would shrink an old pair of jeans by an inch.

I almost always wash my jeans in warm. I'm not sure it makes much difference.

They've been machine washed a few times (always cold) and dried with big giant blasts of heat. A warm wash probably won't do anything at this point, will it?

hot wash might shrink them a little bit but in my experience with trying to shrink jeans they stretch back to their original shape soon after you put them on.

I don't think they will shrink, JZ.

Does anyone know anything about facebook? The theatre wants us to join a facebook group for updates and I have been really resistant to facebook, but I can't even see the group without joining. Does it email you updates, because the last damn thing I want is to have to keep checking something for updates!

Also- MAN to I have cranky pants!