Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - Mar 17, 2008 10:51:32 am PDT #5546 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Welcome, Shir!

Thanks, guys. I would have been totally okay with a redesign of the garden, just not a hostile takeover.

Allyson, I think you just answered your own (unasked) question about the best revenge on the asshat. Let him redesign the garden and then make sure that you invite a steady stream of people to sit out there and make sure he can't enjoy it.

Signed, I can sing the first line of a show tune and then hum the rest ad infinitum while sitting next to him and if he asks me to stop that I can start using whatever is handy as a bongo drum.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 10:54:23 am PDT #5547 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Signed, I can sing the first line of a show tune and then hum the rest ad infinitum while sitting next to him and if he asks me to stop that I can start using whatever is handy as a bongo drum.

HAHAHAHAHAHA


sarameg - Mar 17, 2008 10:54:49 am PDT #5548 of 10001

Tire planters! [link] [link]

These are much more up my alley, though: [link] [link] [link]


JZ - Mar 17, 2008 10:55:22 am PDT #5549 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Seriously, I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!

So, JZ, would you really "Take any motherfucker's money, if they giving it away?"

As of 11:40 last Tuesday morning, fuck yeah!

Send asshat the flamingos and gnomes and inflatable things, but lay off the reflecting balls; they're really kind of cool, and he is unworthy.


Sparky1 - Mar 17, 2008 11:02:06 am PDT #5550 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I never took full advantage of the highly refined and delicious evil that is Sparky when she was living here. I feel bereft!

I'm available for consult via Internet at all hours. And I'll be out to visit in May. Point me in the direction of your ex-employers...


erikaj - Mar 17, 2008 11:04:27 am PDT #5551 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

I totally feel you on that, JZ.


JZ - Mar 17, 2008 11:18:32 am PDT #5552 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Completely random laundry question: I have a pair of (oldish, already much-washed) jeans that are maybe an inch long and maybe an inch loose in the waist; if I tossed them in a warm wash instead of cold, would they shrink up just a wee little bit, or would I end up with jeans that are way too short and tight?


msbelle - Mar 17, 2008 11:21:00 am PDT #5553 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Do you machine dry them already?


Laga - Mar 17, 2008 11:23:02 am PDT #5554 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I doubt hot water and hot drying would shrink an old pair of jeans by an inch.


megan walker - Mar 17, 2008 11:27:54 am PDT #5555 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I almost always wash my jeans in warm. I'm not sure it makes much difference.