I'm on day 3 of "cognitive coaching" training
So you thinks good now?
Man, I'm alternately punchy and depressed.
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Mar 13, 2008 5:20:45 pm PDT #4874 of 10001
meara - Mar 13, 2008 5:25:01 pm PDT #4875 of 10001
8 hours of OSHA is way way way too much.
At least in a row! Dear god!
-t - Mar 13, 2008 5:31:24 pm PDT #4876 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's awful, aurelia. And bizarre.
JZ - Mar 13, 2008 6:56:39 pm PDT #4877 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
aurelia, whaaa? That's awful. What a completely horrible way to wake up.
Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2008 7:10:18 pm PDT #4878 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Oddly, I have gotten that phone call before. A friend asked to borrow my phone (hers was dying) to call her friend who was going to meet us out. Turns out he has/had a suuuuuuuper jealous ex who was going through his phone records. Though she thought my address was the bars, because he'd asked my friend to text it to him so he could put it in his navigation system.
Oh, and hi y'all! I have been a bad buffista and unable to post due to work, and an a....uhm, very demanding client.
Hil R. - Mar 13, 2008 7:11:48 pm PDT #4879 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I don't get the logic song lyric things. I mean, I understand what all of the symbols mean, but I have no idea what the letters mean, and can't figure out what song they're supposed to be.
amych - Mar 13, 2008 7:15:30 pm PDT #4880 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
DJ! You are not bad. Work is bad.
Daisy Jane - Mar 13, 2008 7:20:15 pm PDT #4881 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Work is actually pretty good. There are lots of little perks that make the place nice. It's just...you know those people who want what they want right then? And everything's top priority? And they don't want to pay for it? I have to take conference calls with him.
Ah, well. My actual coworkers are a dream.
I can sneak a little time here once and a while, but I'm usually hundreds of posts behind.
Burrell - Mar 13, 2008 7:24:59 pm PDT #4882 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hey DJ, it's nice to see you.
So I had a weird OCD moment tonight when I had to google Steve Burns (the original host from Blues Clues) to see what happened to his music career.
Allyson - Mar 13, 2008 7:26:19 pm PDT #4883 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My boss' birthday is tomorrow. I got him three small gifts, wrapped in plain brown paper, labeled as such:
Inspiration (an Einstein action figure), Expert Analysis (Freud finger puppet), and Answers to Life's Tough Questions (Magic 8 Ball)
Cute, right? RIGHT? Have I made a terrible error in judgment?