Oddly, I have gotten that phone call before. A friend asked to borrow my phone (hers was dying) to call her friend who was going to meet us out. Turns out he has/had a suuuuuuuper jealous ex who was going through his phone records. Though she thought my address was the bars, because he'd asked my friend to text it to him so he could put it in his navigation system.

Oh, and hi y'all! I have been a bad buffista and unable to post due to work, and an a....uhm, very demanding client.

I don't get the logic song lyric things. I mean, I understand what all of the symbols mean, but I have no idea what the letters mean, and can't figure out what song they're supposed to be.

DJ! You are not bad. Work is bad.

Work is actually pretty good. There are lots of little perks that make the place nice. It's just...you know those people who want what they want right then? And everything's top priority? And they don't want to pay for it? I have to take conference calls with him.

Ah, well. My actual coworkers are a dream.

I can sneak a little time here once and a while, but I'm usually hundreds of posts behind.

Hey DJ, it's nice to see you.

So I had a weird OCD moment tonight when I had to google Steve Burns (the original host from Blues Clues) to see what happened to his music career.

My boss' birthday is tomorrow. I got him three small gifts, wrapped in plain brown paper, labeled as such:

Inspiration (an Einstein action figure), Expert Analysis (Freud finger puppet), and Answers to Life's Tough Questions (Magic 8 Ball)

Cute, right? RIGHT? Have I made a terrible error in judgment?

It sounded like a jealousy thing. Since I have done nothing to provoke any kind of jealousy (I am very seldom naughty) I figure she's got the wrong person or is completely deluded. Or both.

I didn't find it scary so much as really irritating. I mean, if she had shown up at my address what could she do? Yell at the intercom while I call the cops?

I think it's cute, Allyson.

aurelia, I'm going to go with both. Because, really, if you have to call random cell numbers and threaten to beat up complete strangers because your relationship is that unstable? You need a serious Time Out.

It's good to see y'all too.

Allyson, you are adorable. I've worked for the same boss for 9 years & I don't even know when his birthday is.