They're probably evil soul-sucking creatures who ate their last executive assistants, anyway.
seriously. and then said something along the lines of "we're disappointed that you made yourselves too edible."
Dear [person]:
Amazingly enough, the reason why the second item in your email hasn't been publicized is that you didn't tell anyone about it.
Also? Capitalizing every letter of your name in your email profile does not have the effect you intend.
No love.
Me
ps - ESP is $1.25 per minute, plus applicable toll charges.
eta: an additional cost of $1,000 per incident will be assessed if you want accuracy.
They can get someone like me and mentor her or him up into what they're looking for, but obviously they don't have the patience for that; what they want, they can't get. No wonder the fucking job was open for over a year. Fuckers.
Good. Fuck 'em. Roll around in the schadenfreude.
IOTrivialN, Electric pencil sharpeners are awesome!
Do people use non-electric pencil sharpeners anymore? I mean, when they're not typing on a computer, texting, etc?
Yes. Public school, man. I'm surprised we don't still use ditto machines.
What was your favorite school supply? Mine were:
- pencil sharpeners
- mechanical pencils
- pen with multi-colored ink
- pencil tray with roll-top cover
Do people use non-electric pencil sharpeners anymore? I mean, when they're not typing on a computer, texting, etc?
I have two at home: one for my pencils, and one for my eyeliner.
Ooh, I want a pencil tray with a roll-top cover.
I use a hand pencil sharpener for my fabric marking pencils, because I can control the sharpness better. Also for eyeliner.
pen with multi-colored ink
The big fat 4-colored ballpoint pen with the 4 separate clicky-things on the end? I loved those. My very favorite school supply, though, was the compass.
