Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Mar 12, 2008 4:50:25 am PDT #4423 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

They can get someone like me and mentor her or him up into what they're looking for, but obviously they don't have the patience for that; what they want, they can't get. No wonder the fucking job was open for over a year. Fuckers.

Good. Fuck 'em. Roll around in the schadenfreude.


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2008 4:59:15 am PDT #4424 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

IOTrivialN, Electric pencil sharpeners are awesome!

Do people use non-electric pencil sharpeners anymore? I mean, when they're not typing on a computer, texting, etc?


Emily - Mar 12, 2008 5:01:44 am PDT #4425 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Yes. Public school, man. I'm surprised we don't still use ditto machines.


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2008 5:03:54 am PDT #4426 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What was your favorite school supply? Mine were:

  • pencil sharpeners
  • mechanical pencils
  • pen with multi-colored ink
  • pencil tray with roll-top cover


shrift - Mar 12, 2008 5:05:54 am PDT #4427 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Do people use non-electric pencil sharpeners anymore? I mean, when they're not typing on a computer, texting, etc?

I have two at home: one for my pencils, and one for my eyeliner.


sumi - Mar 12, 2008 5:07:22 am PDT #4428 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh, I want a pencil tray with a roll-top cover.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 12, 2008 5:09:29 am PDT #4429 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I use a hand pencil sharpener for my fabric marking pencils, because I can control the sharpness better. Also for eyeliner.


Amy - Mar 12, 2008 5:10:48 am PDT #4430 of 10001
Because books.

Yes. Public school, man. I'm surprised we don't still use ditto machines.

God, I miss that smell.


JZ - Mar 12, 2008 5:11:50 am PDT #4431 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

pen with multi-colored ink

The big fat 4-colored ballpoint pen with the 4 separate clicky-things on the end? I loved those. My very favorite school supply, though, was the compass.


Aims - Mar 12, 2008 5:15:50 am PDT #4432 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

God, I miss that smell.

YES!!!

I love the smell of a hand crank pencil sharpener. I have my great-grandmother's hand crank pencil sharpener. ALL metal. Nary a plastic part. You can take the cover and bang the shit out of it against the garbadge can when it gets really full and cram packed and no dents or breakage.

....

I had no idea I loved my pencil sharpener this much.