No wonder the fucking job was open for over a year.
Oh, wow, yeah that says a lot about them.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
lisah - Mar 12, 2008 4:36:14 am PDT #4421 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
hippocampus - Mar 12, 2008 4:50:14 am PDT #4422 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
They're probably evil soul-sucking creatures who ate their last executive assistants, anyway.
seriously. and then said something along the lines of "we're disappointed that you made yourselves too edible."
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Dear [person]:
Amazingly enough, the reason why the second item in your email hasn't been publicized is that you didn't tell anyone about it.
Also? Capitalizing every letter of your name in your email profile does not have the effect you intend.
No love. Me
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eta: an additional cost of $1,000 per incident will be assessed if you want accuracy.
Dana - Mar 12, 2008 4:50:25 am PDT #4423 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
They can get someone like me and mentor her or him up into what they're looking for, but obviously they don't have the patience for that; what they want, they can't get. No wonder the fucking job was open for over a year. Fuckers.
Good. Fuck 'em. Roll around in the schadenfreude.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2008 4:59:15 am PDT #4424 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
IOTrivialN, Electric pencil sharpeners are awesome!
Do people use non-electric pencil sharpeners anymore? I mean, when they're not typing on a computer, texting, etc?
Emily - Mar 12, 2008 5:01:44 am PDT #4425 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Yes. Public school, man. I'm surprised we don't still use ditto machines.
tommyrot - Mar 12, 2008 5:03:54 am PDT #4426 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What was your favorite school supply? Mine were:
- pencil sharpeners
- mechanical pencils
- pen with multi-colored ink
- pencil tray with roll-top cover
shrift - Mar 12, 2008 5:05:54 am PDT #4427 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Do people use non-electric pencil sharpeners anymore? I mean, when they're not typing on a computer, texting, etc?
I have two at home: one for my pencils, and one for my eyeliner.
sumi - Mar 12, 2008 5:07:22 am PDT #4428 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Ooh, I want a pencil tray with a roll-top cover.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 12, 2008 5:09:29 am PDT #4429 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I use a hand pencil sharpener for my fabric marking pencils, because I can control the sharpness better. Also for eyeliner.
Amy - Mar 12, 2008 5:10:48 am PDT #4430 of 10001
Because books.
Yes. Public school, man. I'm surprised we don't still use ditto machines.
God, I miss that smell.