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Emily - Mar 11, 2008 5:07:48 am PDT #4174 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Monkeys have syntax!

Not many places on the Web you'd find an exclamation mark after that sentence.

Well, no. Actually, there are a lot of them, but that's mostly because a lot of people have forgotten that the period exists.

In tangentially related news, there was a display of bananas at the local Food Lion with a sign above them: "Feel like a snack!!!" I felt very bad for disobeying, given how much they seem to care about it.

Miracleman - Mar 11, 2008 5:09:04 am PDT #4175 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

...whenever someone sends me a douchey e-mail. Which, in customer service, is often.

It is, in fact, the definition of the job.

Steph L. - Mar 11, 2008 5:11:25 am PDT #4176 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Happy Birthday, tommyrot!

11 Houses whose "decorating" scheme is...of questionable aesthetic taste.

tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 5:14:15 am PDT #4177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Monkeys have syntax! [link]

Happy Birthday to me
I live in a tree
I act like a monkey
I look like one three

Thanks for all the b-day wishes! I'm celebrating by listening to my iPod's random selection of songs that I've given five stars....

tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 5:16:58 am PDT #4178 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh Sophia - thanks for the link to the gorgeous kitty pictures!

lisah - Mar 11, 2008 5:18:47 am PDT #4179 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I'm celebrating by listening to my iPod's random selection of songs that I've given five stars....

What a great way to celebrate!!! I may have to start rating my songs in preparation for copying this idea for my birthday (or maybe for days when I'm feeling down).

Happy Birthday, Tommy!

Sophia Brooks - Mar 11, 2008 5:21:25 am PDT #4180 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

You're welcome tommy! I hope you have a lovely day.

shrift - Mar 11, 2008 5:21:34 am PDT #4181 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

It is, in fact, the definition of the job.

Indeed. I just got one that ended with, "Please correct." And I thought, "It is entirely possible that I made a mistake when entering the information. I am human, after all. But first, perhaps, we should consider that you misspelled Lawyer's Name, which I noticed and corrected for you because I am conscientious like that. Now, if you'd like me to incorrect my correction just so you can find Lawyer's Name again, please let me know."

Fred Pete - Mar 11, 2008 5:22:40 am PDT #4182 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, tommyrot!

Dana - Mar 11, 2008 5:24:23 am PDT #4183 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Indeed. I just got one that ended with, "Please correct."

I think you should post all of those e-mails here throughout the day, so we can help you compose responses.

Dear Sir,

The name as entered in the database is correct. Please see my sources here, here, and here. NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN.

Sincerely,

shrift

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