Happy Birthday, tommyrot!
11 Houses whose "decorating" scheme is...of questionable aesthetic taste.
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 11, 2008 5:11:25 am PDT #4176 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 5:14:15 am PDT #4177 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Monkeys have syntax! [link]
Happy Birthday to me
I live in a tree
I act like a monkey
I look like one three
Thanks for all the b-day wishes! I'm celebrating by listening to my iPod's random selection of songs that I've given five stars....
tommyrot - Mar 11, 2008 5:16:58 am PDT #4178 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh Sophia - thanks for the link to the gorgeous kitty pictures!
lisah - Mar 11, 2008 5:18:47 am PDT #4179 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I'm celebrating by listening to my iPod's random selection of songs that I've given five stars....
What a great way to celebrate!!! I may have to start rating my songs in preparation for copying this idea for my birthday (or maybe for days when I'm feeling down).
Happy Birthday, Tommy!
Sophia Brooks - Mar 11, 2008 5:21:25 am PDT #4180 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
You're welcome tommy! I hope you have a lovely day.
shrift - Mar 11, 2008 5:21:34 am PDT #4181 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
It is, in fact, the definition of the job.
Indeed. I just got one that ended with, "Please correct." And I thought, "It is entirely possible that I made a mistake when entering the information. I am human, after all. But first, perhaps, we should consider that you misspelled Lawyer's Name, which I noticed and corrected for you because I am conscientious like that. Now, if you'd like me to incorrect my correction just so you can find Lawyer's Name again, please let me know."
Fred Pete - Mar 11, 2008 5:22:40 am PDT #4182 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, tommyrot!
Dana - Mar 11, 2008 5:24:23 am PDT #4183 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Indeed. I just got one that ended with, "Please correct."
I think you should post all of those e-mails here throughout the day, so we can help you compose responses.
Dear Sir,
The name as entered in the database is correct. Please see my sources here, here, and here. NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN.
Sincerely,
shrift
Miracleman - Mar 11, 2008 5:32:06 am PDT #4184 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I think you should post all of those e-mails here throughout the day, so we can help you compose responses.
That would be fun.
"Dear Sir,
In response to your request to 'please correct' said information, I would ask that you consider my obvious INFALLIBILITY and OMNIPOTENCE. I recommend you re-think your request and its wording, perhaps phrasing it more as a prayer and begin it with 'O Great and Sage Shrift, Whose Light Is As That Of The Heavenly Firmament and Whose Wisdom I would never consider to doubt, if thou wouldst address thy lowly supplicant's trivial concerns...' or similar lest I unleash my DIVINE AND UNSTOPPABLE WRATH.
The sacrifice of a fatted calf or a firstborn child is also acceptable. This will speed response time to your request.
Sincerely,
Shrift
All Powerful
Tech Support"
sumi - Mar 11, 2008 5:34:10 am PDT #4185 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Happy Birthday Tommyrot!