I think you should post all of those e-mails here throughout the day, so we can help you compose responses.

That would be fun.

"Dear Sir,

In response to your request to 'please correct' said information, I would ask that you consider my obvious INFALLIBILITY and OMNIPOTENCE. I recommend you re-think your request and its wording, perhaps phrasing it more as a prayer and begin it with 'O Great and Sage Shrift, Whose Light Is As That Of The Heavenly Firmament and Whose Wisdom I would never consider to doubt, if thou wouldst address thy lowly supplicant's trivial concerns...' or similar lest I unleash my DIVINE AND UNSTOPPABLE WRATH.

The sacrifice of a fatted calf or a firstborn child is also acceptable. This will speed response time to your request.

Sincerely,

Shrift
All Powerful
Tech Support"

Happy Birthday Tommyrot!

NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN.

Or I'll kill you.

Well, I am pretty sociopathic in the morning.

I can't believe how active and smiley the kids are. Just about a year ago we were scared and they weren't even as big as their heads are, now.

Last weekend when I was taking Noah out for a bouncy walk up and down the driveway he was happily checking out the trees and the birds and the cars driving by, and I had to sit him up on the car hood because he was just so HEAVY. And I thought, "he's SO BIG! YAY! We need to buy him a swing set."

Happy Birthday Tommy!

I think this is going to be a 2-urn morning.

Love the picture of the Daily Pup and her Irish Terrier buddy.

Oh my heavens, I *want* that little dog!!

Holy crap, that's a cute dog.

Dana, insent.