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Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

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Miracleman - Mar 11, 2008 5:32:06 am PDT #4184 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I think you should post all of those e-mails here throughout the day, so we can help you compose responses.

That would be fun.

"Dear Sir,

In response to your request to 'please correct' said information, I would ask that you consider my obvious INFALLIBILITY and OMNIPOTENCE. I recommend you re-think your request and its wording, perhaps phrasing it more as a prayer and begin it with 'O Great and Sage Shrift, Whose Light Is As That Of The Heavenly Firmament and Whose Wisdom I would never consider to doubt, if thou wouldst address thy lowly supplicant's trivial concerns...' or similar lest I unleash my DIVINE AND UNSTOPPABLE WRATH.

The sacrifice of a fatted calf or a firstborn child is also acceptable. This will speed response time to your request.

Sincerely,

Shrift
All Powerful
Tech Support"

sumi - Mar 11, 2008 5:34:10 am PDT #4185 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday Tommyrot!

Frankenbuddha - Mar 11, 2008 5:37:09 am PDT #4186 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN.

Or I'll kill you.

shrift - Mar 11, 2008 5:43:09 am PDT #4187 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Well, I am pretty sociopathic in the morning.

Allyson - Mar 11, 2008 5:44:31 am PDT #4188 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I can't believe how active and smiley the kids are. Just about a year ago we were scared and they weren't even as big as their heads are, now.

Last weekend when I was taking Noah out for a bouncy walk up and down the driveway he was happily checking out the trees and the birds and the cars driving by, and I had to sit him up on the car hood because he was just so HEAVY. And I thought, "he's SO BIG! YAY! We need to buy him a swing set."

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2008 5:46:20 am PDT #4189 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Tommy!

I think this is going to be a 2-urn morning.

sumi - Mar 11, 2008 5:57:40 am PDT #4190 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Love the picture of the Daily Pup and her Irish Terrier buddy.

Aims - Mar 11, 2008 5:59:11 am PDT #4191 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh my heavens, I *want* that little dog!!

Dana - Mar 11, 2008 5:59:36 am PDT #4192 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Holy crap, that's a cute dog.

shrift - Mar 11, 2008 6:02:35 am PDT #4193 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dana, insent.

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