Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Mar 07, 2008 11:37:41 am PST #3619 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

It doesn't sound like a big deal written out. But that's my boss.

No, I get it. Been there.

"If we do Z, things are more efficient and actually work, so I've been doing Z."

"But...shouldn't we wait to start doing Z until we get a feel if, maybe, possibly, somewhere along the line somebody may object to Z?"

"No, because doing it the old way, pre-Z, did. Not. Work."

"I just don't want to upset anyone with Z..."

Like, grow a pair, Boss! Sack up! Z works.

...

I am fucking grumpy today.


Aims - Mar 07, 2008 11:39:38 am PST #3620 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No shit you are. You must CHILL.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 11:40:04 am PST #3621 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My boss just asked me to explain how the water cooler works. Like, why doesn't all the water come out?

Being a former engineer, I guess he was curious. Anyway, I explained it to him. Only a slightly annoying diversion from my work. (And depending on what I'm working on, such diversions might be welcome.)

edit for sense....


sarameg - Mar 07, 2008 11:40:55 am PST #3622 of 10001

A lawyer friend of mine now has, as office decor: a 3 point mounted deer head wearing a tie and a lifesize cardboard Cher.

Both of these things are so at odds with her philosophy, taste and career that they are almost perfect representations of how damned quirky she is. I love it.

msbelle.


msbelle - Mar 07, 2008 11:48:04 am PST #3623 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

yes dearheart - wink wink.

I push, I nudge, I shove.

ION - 15 MIN TO LEAVING WHEE!!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 07, 2008 11:50:48 am PST #3624 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Awesome news about Grace!

Theo, unless you were leaning over the guy's desk and shaking dandruff out onto it, he was clearly being toolish.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2008 11:52:16 am PST #3625 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Since I didn't go to the actual site, dunno if it's "real" or not....

I tried!

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Pfah.

Kat, I really want to visit you guys this weekend.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 11:53:32 am PST #3626 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theo, unless you were leaning over the guy's desk and shaking dandruff out onto it, he was clearly being toolish.

Or, you know, reenacting that scene from The Breakfast Club. (Although that would be more cute than unhygienic.)


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2008 11:54:15 am PST #3627 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Relatedly, it makes me sad that my actual cat doesn't get it when I say to him, "OH HAI." Or "O RLY?"

I got some catfood for Amarna yesterday, and while I was pouring the bag out into the Rubbermaid storage container, she was goggle-eyed, and while I took a few minutes to crumple up the bag, she went for the entire container. I quickly put the lid on saying, "Oh, so you're all 'WANT' now, hmmm?" She just gave me a puzzled look and scratched meaningfully at the Rubbermaid.


Toddson - Mar 07, 2008 11:54:45 am PST #3628 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I tried also ... I have my computer placed so the back of the screen faces the hall, so I don't have to worry about NSFW sites. Got the same message as ita ... but the images on the page linked from here were blatantly Photoshopped, so I get the feeling it's a spoof.