Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2008 11:52:16 am PST #3625 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Since I didn't go to the actual site, dunno if it's "real" or not....

I tried!

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Pfah.

Kat, I really want to visit you guys this weekend.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 11:53:32 am PST #3626 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Theo, unless you were leaning over the guy's desk and shaking dandruff out onto it, he was clearly being toolish.

Or, you know, reenacting that scene from The Breakfast Club. (Although that would be more cute than unhygienic.)


Kathy A - Mar 07, 2008 11:54:15 am PST #3627 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Relatedly, it makes me sad that my actual cat doesn't get it when I say to him, "OH HAI." Or "O RLY?"

I got some catfood for Amarna yesterday, and while I was pouring the bag out into the Rubbermaid storage container, she was goggle-eyed, and while I took a few minutes to crumple up the bag, she went for the entire container. I quickly put the lid on saying, "Oh, so you're all 'WANT' now, hmmm?" She just gave me a puzzled look and scratched meaningfully at the Rubbermaid.


Toddson - Mar 07, 2008 11:54:45 am PST #3628 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I tried also ... I have my computer placed so the back of the screen faces the hall, so I don't have to worry about NSFW sites. Got the same message as ita ... but the images on the page linked from here were blatantly Photoshopped, so I get the feeling it's a spoof.


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 11:54:55 am PST #3629 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Bastards! How can we know the best way to make fun of them if they don't pay for the bandwidth so all the make-fun-ers can visit?


tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 12:00:49 pm PST #3630 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I get the feeling it's a spoof.

Sometimes when I see an internet fetish thingie like that (or like the thing for gay men who like men with lots of legs) I wonder if there's just one person in the world who's into the fetish, and that person makes a website implying there's more, hoping to find a few more kindred spirits....


bon bon - Mar 07, 2008 12:11:07 pm PST #3631 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, the erotic falconry site has been down probably since Boing Boing got to it last friday.


Allyson - Mar 07, 2008 12:45:22 pm PST #3632 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kat, I really want to visit you guys this weekend.

Be sure to visit the IKEA bed that caused me greivous injury.


Burrell - Mar 07, 2008 12:56:47 pm PST #3633 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Is it wrong to put Roman outside and let Roman (part aussie shepherd) run the dog (which is part cocker spaniel) into the ground?

Hey, it may be the only way to teach the owners to keep their dog in their own yard.

I wonder if there's just one person in the world who's into the fetish, and that person makes a website implying there's more, hoping to find a few more kindred spirits....

a la Fay's theory of the rubber chickens?


DavidS - Mar 07, 2008 1:02:35 pm PST #3634 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I neglected to report the dream I had last week about Amy and Joe.

Their computer had a hose and spigot attached to it which dispensed coffee.

But you still had to go online and buy it from Starbucks.

But you did have the convenience of the coffee hose coming right out of your computer.