Popular kids gave each other big, personalized cards and gave the tiny ones to the peons.
Jilli - I may ask you for a bulk discount on GCS toddler t-s next year. ... because that's the way I play _that_ game. Won't the other parents loooove me.
Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?
Cordelia ,'Beneath You'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Feb 20, 2008 8:41:07 am PST #348 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
flea - Feb 20, 2008 8:41:50 am PST #349 of 10001
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Mine is 5 inches too. I consider myself average-shouldered - certainly not wide, but I am not a tiny person by any means.
tommyrot - Feb 20, 2008 8:42:31 am PST #350 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Like, for the longest time, I thought if you were arrested for robbery, someone would give you CPR.
Heh.
When I was a kid, the warning on cigarette machines about how minors couldn't buy cigs used to confuse me. I was thinking "miner", and was wondering if, say, coal miners were a lower class of citizen and thus were prohibited from smoking....
lisah - Feb 20, 2008 8:43:40 am PST #351 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
It's snowing down here too, sarameg!
If you grab a ruler and measure your shoulder from neck-bend to end of shoulder, how long is it? Mine (right one) is 5 inches long. I suspect that's really short/narrow.
um...that was kind of hard to do and a little painful with a metal ruler. But mine is about 6.
flea - Feb 20, 2008 8:44:46 am PST #352 of 10001
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My 4 year old is currently deeply confused about the sort of brownies who drink bowls of milk and clean the house, vs. the sort of brownies that you bake. I made brownies last night, and she was all, "That's a cake! Are the brownies inside?"
I wish we had a house-brownie, though.
juliana - Feb 20, 2008 8:46:09 am PST #353 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I love that Buffistas will, without much encouragement, torque themselves into weird positions/measure themselves/try to cross their eyes just to check out what someone else is talking about.
lisah - Feb 20, 2008 8:47:27 am PST #354 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I only got 5" on the other side...uh oh...my head is off-center!
crap.
Aims - Feb 20, 2008 8:48:04 am PST #355 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I love that Buffistas will, without much encouragement, torque themselves into weird positions/measure themselves/try to cross their eyes just to check out what someone else is talking about.
Well, I'm willing within reason.
Jesse - Feb 20, 2008 8:49:46 am PST #356 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think I got about 5.5", assuming my measurments via handwidths and sheets of paper are accurate. (NB: my paper-as-ruler trick did work to find boots that would fit around my calves.)
bon bon - Feb 20, 2008 8:50:46 am PST #357 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
When I was a kid, part of our house burned down, and the fire fighters came. (Coincidentally a FF cousin was called to the fire, but that's neither here nor there.) Being completely terrible at causal logic at the time, I knew that firefighters were associated with house fires, but I couldn't figure out why, if they start the fires, they then put them out.