Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


flea - Feb 20, 2008 8:44:46 am PST #352 of 10001
information libertarian

My 4 year old is currently deeply confused about the sort of brownies who drink bowls of milk and clean the house, vs. the sort of brownies that you bake. I made brownies last night, and she was all, "That's a cake! Are the brownies inside?"

I wish we had a house-brownie, though.


juliana - Feb 20, 2008 8:46:09 am PST #353 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I love that Buffistas will, without much encouragement, torque themselves into weird positions/measure themselves/try to cross their eyes just to check out what someone else is talking about.


lisah - Feb 20, 2008 8:47:27 am PST #354 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I only got 5" on the other side...uh oh...my head is off-center!

crap.


Aims - Feb 20, 2008 8:48:04 am PST #355 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I love that Buffistas will, without much encouragement, torque themselves into weird positions/measure themselves/try to cross their eyes just to check out what someone else is talking about.

Well, I'm willing within reason.


Jesse - Feb 20, 2008 8:49:46 am PST #356 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think I got about 5.5", assuming my measurments via handwidths and sheets of paper are accurate. (NB: my paper-as-ruler trick did work to find boots that would fit around my calves.)


bon bon - Feb 20, 2008 8:50:46 am PST #357 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

When I was a kid, part of our house burned down, and the fire fighters came. (Coincidentally a FF cousin was called to the fire, but that's neither here nor there.) Being completely terrible at causal logic at the time, I knew that firefighters were associated with house fires, but I couldn't figure out why, if they start the fires, they then put them out.


Steph L. - Feb 20, 2008 8:53:58 am PST #358 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I love that Buffistas will, without much encouragement, torque themselves into weird positions/measure themselves/try to cross their eyes just to check out what someone else is talking about.

IIRC, that led to Rebecca Lizard kneeing herself in the face.


Sophia Brooks - Feb 20, 2008 8:55:05 am PST #359 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

If you grab a ruler and measure your shoulder from neck-bend to end of shoulder, how long is it? Mine (right one) is 5 inches long. I suspect that's really short/narrow.

I have taken this measurement on approximately 3 billion people, and it is almost always between 5 and 6 on a woman.


sarameg - Feb 20, 2008 8:57:12 am PST #360 of 10001

I love that Buffistas will, without much encouragement, torque themselves into weird positions/measure themselves/try to cross their eyes just to check out what someone else is talking about.

...and that of course, there is a Buffista who can speak professionally on the subject.


Jesse - Feb 20, 2008 9:01:42 am PST #361 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

...and that of course, there is a Buffista who can speak professionally on the subject.

Right? Awesome.