My two sisters got pregnant (and gave birth) two days apart.
That's amazing! We're they excited about it?
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Mar 07, 2008 3:51:35 am PST #3436 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Emily - Mar 07, 2008 3:56:52 am PST #3437 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I fell asleep on the couch and dreamed that I had to let blood-sucking worms attach themselves to me for several days in order to save the world. This is why I don't like taking naps.
In other news, did people hear about this?
Jessica - Mar 07, 2008 3:59:15 am PST #3438 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
AWESOME safe-sex infomercial from India.
Dancing condoms in the streets! Why do we not have this sort of thing on American television, I ask you?
(Gets a wee bit NSFW towards the end, but the first 3 minutes are all good fun.)
Sparky1 - Mar 07, 2008 4:09:10 am PST #3439 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
bonny from way back:
I'd love to see you guys if you can make it, but seriously? I'm not expecting a big turnout if it's nasty.
We're hoping to send Sass to daycare tomorrow so we can do a big push on getting the last boxes unpacked at home. Perhaps we'll even hang a picture! That would mean we're picking her up and will be in the car right about the time you and Bartelby would be getting ready for your talk!
Cashmere - Mar 07, 2008 4:11:04 am PST #3440 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Jessica, that's AWESOME! The blue guy is apparently ribbed for her pleasure.
I see Ohio is expecting snowpocalypse. I'm sure there is currently a stampeded to the stores for bread, milk and toilet paper.
Jesse - Mar 07, 2008 4:24:44 am PST #3441 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had all these big plans for my parents' visit this weekend, and now it's going to be raining starting tonight and all day tomorrow, apparently, so there go all of my nice walking-around-New-York plans. Feh!
amych - Mar 07, 2008 4:38:02 am PST #3442 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ooh, the condom video is just lovely.
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 4:39:50 am PST #3443 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Am I the only person on earth who finds her iPod insufferable?
Its a shuffle. I'm trying to put the play list on the device in a particular order. Every time I move a song the fucking thing syncs again.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
No, really. The shuffle is set up to work this way because it has no display. (At least that's what they say - I don't know why. But they even named it Shuffle.) So you gotta like random play.
Umm... I've never owned a shuffle, so I don't know if there's a way around this.
brenda m - Mar 07, 2008 4:41:51 am PST #3444 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I've never owned a shuffle, so I don't know if there's a way around this
You need to set up your playlist before you plug the Shuffe in. If you do it while connected it's going to make each change as you do.
lisah - Mar 07, 2008 4:54:53 am PST #3445 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
My two sisters got pregnant (and gave birth) two days apart.
My brothers' babies are a month and a day apart. And my aunt and my uncle's wife gave birth a day apart (21 years ago! yikes...I'm old). And my sister-in-law and her sister gave birth 2 days apart.
I've already flipped out about an absurdly placed semi-colon this morning. Does that bode ill or well for my day? I really don't know.