Ooh, the condom video is just lovely.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 07, 2008 4:38:02 am PST #3442 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 4:39:50 am PST #3443 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Am I the only person on earth who finds her iPod insufferable?
Its a shuffle. I'm trying to put the play list on the device in a particular order. Every time I move a song the fucking thing syncs again.
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
No, really. The shuffle is set up to work this way because it has no display. (At least that's what they say - I don't know why. But they even named it Shuffle.) So you gotta like random play.
Umm... I've never owned a shuffle, so I don't know if there's a way around this.
brenda m - Mar 07, 2008 4:41:51 am PST #3444 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I've never owned a shuffle, so I don't know if there's a way around this
You need to set up your playlist before you plug the Shuffe in. If you do it while connected it's going to make each change as you do.
lisah - Mar 07, 2008 4:54:53 am PST #3445 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
My two sisters got pregnant (and gave birth) two days apart.
My brothers' babies are a month and a day apart. And my aunt and my uncle's wife gave birth a day apart (21 years ago! yikes...I'm old). And my sister-in-law and her sister gave birth 2 days apart.
I've already flipped out about an absurdly placed semi-colon this morning. Does that bode ill or well for my day? I really don't know.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 07, 2008 4:55:38 am PST #3446 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
One of my cow-workers just skipped down the hall in happiness because her size 2 pants were too big for her and she is all excited about having to get a size zero. Why does it matter? Except that it annoyed the piss out of me
It took me forever to get used to the ipod track thingie to move up and down on a list. I kept doing it backwards. I felt like my grandma trying to program a VCR!
tommyrot - Mar 07, 2008 4:57:45 am PST #3447 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My cousin knew this guy whose wife and mistress got pregnant at the same time. They actually went into labor at the same time... at the same hospital!
Wait, that was a Dudley Moore movie....
Laura - Mar 07, 2008 5:05:27 am PST #3448 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
It's Spring! (well, I have flowers all year, but these just popped up this week) [link]
My sisters gave birth um, 20 years before I did. You'd think I would have headed their warnings.
shrift - Mar 07, 2008 5:05:35 am PST #3449 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I dunno. I find iTunes and my iPod easy and user-friendly, and oh god, sweet wonderful iPod, don't die before I can afford a swanky 160GB replacement!
msbelle - Mar 07, 2008 5:13:58 am PST #3450 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
those are gorgeous Laura.
I am shrift wrt iThings.
Sue, that is just annoying - I am pretty sure I do not need to know about co-workers sizes/diets/starving unless they are also close friends. It is too much of a touchy subject for most people.
Ginger - Mar 07, 2008 5:19:52 am PST #3451 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
From Emily's link about teacher pay: "If you’re putting all of your resources into teachers in the classroom, are you shorting some of the other aspects of what a good school requires?"
Isn't the ideal a teacher on one end of a log and a student on the other?
The condom video is my favorite infomercial ever.