Susan - you can do the Laurie King - Mary Russell thing where you can say that you found the memoir in an old trunk in the attic.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
How annoying.
Nah. Published writer, directly relatable experience. This is ruled appropriate me-ness.
Allyson, I hope you do punch her in the face.
I have a sudden hankering for deviled eggs. Do you suppose anyone does deviled egg delivery?
According to my librarian-schooled roommate, there are actually LoC categories for past life memoirs, and novels dictated by dead people. Because you're going to have to cross-list them somehow.
we could certainly do 'life enhancement services'
"Okay, so, here's our pitch; you are the half-breed spawn of a demon and a Puerto Rican junkie prostitute. You were raised in Bogota by a cult of cyborg monks intent on bringing about the Apocalypse, but your half-human nature meant you have a soul and a conscience. Having met and befriended a bisexual mage over the Internet you fled the cult and formed a group of heroic second-raters, a 'Dirty Dozen' kind of thing, that includes a pixie-ish schizophrenic otaku with whom you have a torrid affair while angsting over your unresolved attraction to the techno mage. At the end you defeat the cult using a mix of cobbled together technological wizardry, ancient Babylonian mysticism and pure gumption."
"Isn't this supposed to be passed off as 'non-fiction'?"
"Yes. Why?"
Probably not the kind of deviled eggs that go in your belly, tommyrot.
They're turning 2 this Sunday! They are RIDICULOUS CUTE with the crazy language acquisition, both verbal and sign. Some recentish pictures:
Oh, look! They're not babies, any more. They still are RIDICULOUS CUTE, though. Look at all that hair on Jack! Zoe somehow has the look of a China Doll/Cambell Soup kid. I love them so much.
I do hope that the internal squishy stress spooge isn't toxic or I might develop superpowers and have to assemble my own fantastic four team, and I think we all know that I'm not terribly invested in fighting crime.
Wait, I thought the plans was develop superpowers, start fantastic circus, go forth and recruit cute musicians in eyeliner. Did I miss a memo again?
How annoying.
Nuh-uh! You are articulating the rant that is in my head, but isn't able to come out because I need more tea or something.
Wait, I thought the plans was develop superpowers, start fantastic circus, go forth and recruit cute musicians in eyeliner. Did I miss a memo again?
Sorry. I'm like an uncaffeinated Way today.