Allyson, I hope you do punch her in the face.
Buffy: How was school today? Dawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Buffy: Just how I remember it.
'The Killer In Me'
Natter 57 Varieties
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Mar 04, 2008 9:35:41 am PST #2882 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2008 9:37:22 am PST #2883 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have a sudden hankering for deviled eggs. Do you suppose anyone does deviled egg delivery?
Theodosia - Mar 04, 2008 9:37:37 am PST #2884 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
According to my librarian-schooled roommate, there are actually LoC categories for past life memoirs, and novels dictated by dead people. Because you're going to have to cross-list them somehow.
Miracleman - Mar 04, 2008 9:37:56 am PST #2885 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
we could certainly do 'life enhancement services'
"Okay, so, here's our pitch; you are the half-breed spawn of a demon and a Puerto Rican junkie prostitute. You were raised in Bogota by a cult of cyborg monks intent on bringing about the Apocalypse, but your half-human nature meant you have a soul and a conscience. Having met and befriended a bisexual mage over the Internet you fled the cult and formed a group of heroic second-raters, a 'Dirty Dozen' kind of thing, that includes a pixie-ish schizophrenic otaku with whom you have a torrid affair while angsting over your unresolved attraction to the techno mage. At the end you defeat the cult using a mix of cobbled together technological wizardry, ancient Babylonian mysticism and pure gumption."
"Isn't this supposed to be passed off as 'non-fiction'?"
"Yes. Why?"
shrift - Mar 04, 2008 9:38:01 am PST #2886 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Probably not the kind of deviled eggs that go in your belly, tommyrot.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 04, 2008 9:38:26 am PST #2887 of 10001
What is even happening?
They're turning 2 this Sunday! They are RIDICULOUS CUTE with the crazy language acquisition, both verbal and sign. Some recentish pictures:
Oh, look! They're not babies, any more. They still are RIDICULOUS CUTE, though. Look at all that hair on Jack! Zoe somehow has the look of a China Doll/Cambell Soup kid. I love them so much.
Atropa - Mar 04, 2008 9:41:29 am PST #2888 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I do hope that the internal squishy stress spooge isn't toxic or I might develop superpowers and have to assemble my own fantastic four team, and I think we all know that I'm not terribly invested in fighting crime.
Wait, I thought the plans was develop superpowers, start fantastic circus, go forth and recruit cute musicians in eyeliner. Did I miss a memo again?
How annoying.
Nuh-uh! You are articulating the rant that is in my head, but isn't able to come out because I need more tea or something.
shrift - Mar 04, 2008 9:45:01 am PST #2889 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Wait, I thought the plans was develop superpowers, start fantastic circus, go forth and recruit cute musicians in eyeliner. Did I miss a memo again?
Sorry. I'm like an uncaffeinated Way today.
lisah - Mar 04, 2008 9:45:03 am PST #2890 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
They're not babies, any more. They still are RIDICULOUS CUTE, though.
Seriously even cuter in person. They have been attempting to say my name recently, well, Jack has. I think Zoe thinks it's funnier to refuse to say it. So far the closest he's come (in my hearing) is 'Ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'.
Susan W. - Mar 04, 2008 9:47:48 am PST #2891 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
According to my librarian-schooled roommate, there are actually LoC categories for past life memoirs, and novels dictated by dead people. Because you're going to have to cross-list them somehow.
The things I could do, if only I took myself a little more seriously...because I do actually have regular conversations with my characters, but it never occurred to me to treat that as anything more than a quirk of my imagination.