Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?

'Beneath You'


Natter 57 Varieties  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Feb 23, 2008 6:29:22 pm PST #1044 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

But I love breaking bubble wrap!!

It could have been worse--it could have been my right ring finger, not my left. So, as long as I don't do anything else to my body, I'm okay.

I did celebrate a good bookstore day (13 cards sold--second highest for me!) by splurging on the DVD of the Sondheim tribute show "Putting It Together" from the late '90s, co-starring Carol Burnett, George Hearn, Bronson Pinchot, some other woman I'm not familiar with...oh, and a certain John Barrowman.

I've already seen the blooper in the special features, which is when Carol's skirt started giving way on-stage and she had to halt the show while she ran backstage to get it fastened properly, and JB literally ended up ROTFL and begging the director to tell him that they got that on film.


beth b - Feb 23, 2008 6:32:24 pm PST #1045 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ack , brenda -got anyone in the neighborhood or a friend that can walk the dog - at least one longer walk so you only have to go out briefly

kathy , be extra careful

chrimg - boss ma~~

We just ate at our usual thai restaurant, where they gave a little green elephant key chain, It is very cute.


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2008 6:38:40 pm PST #1046 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A Brief History of Chocolate

It's hard to pin down exactly when chocolate was born, but it's clear that it was cherished from the start. For several centuries in pre-modern Latin America, cacao beans were considered valuable enough to use as currency. One bean could be traded for a tamale, while 100 beans could purchase a good turkey hen, according to a 16th-century Aztec document.

Both the Mayans and Aztecs believed the cacao bean had magical, or even divine, properties, suitable for use in the most sacred rituals of birth, marriage and death. According to Chloe Doutre-Roussel's book The Chocolate Connoisseur, Aztec sacrifice victims who felt too melancholy to join in ritual dancing before their death were often given a gourd of chocolate (tinged with the blood of previous victims) to cheer them up.

Awesome!


tommyrot - Feb 23, 2008 6:45:28 pm PST #1047 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spongebob Rectal Thermometer

Are you ready to put this in your “Bikini Bottom”?

I was shopping at the supermarket yesterday when I came upon a unique piece of Nickelodeon merchandising - a Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer! Yes, it’s musical. And yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use. It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!

Spongebob is a huge success, and merchandise like this literally sticks it to the competition. But this product ranks with the infamous Mickey Mouse vibrator as one of the most miscast in cartoon licensing history! What were they thinking? Spongebob has enough trouble regarding his sexual identity. Ren & Stimpy may have been a better choice here… but Spongebob? Nah!


beth b - Feb 23, 2008 6:48:02 pm PST #1048 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ummmm


DavidS - Feb 23, 2008 6:56:43 pm PST #1049 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm pretty sure the writing staff on Spongebob is thrilled to know there's a rectal thermometer on the market with Bob L'Ponge on it.

If that's not a Phillip J Frye quote, it ought to be.

::sends resume to Futurama writing staff::

Am back from walking. Have survived, but have now gone from huddled under mountains of blankets to sprawled in my underwear trying not to sweat to death. Fun.

Sexayy!


Consuela - Feb 23, 2008 7:06:22 pm PST #1050 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Crap, I'm supposed to go to Wondercon tomorrow and to meet friends for brunch beforehand and I'm definitely coming down with an icky icky cold.

t whines


beth b - Feb 23, 2008 7:19:18 pm PST #1051 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

no ick i declare it


Burrell - Feb 23, 2008 7:56:51 pm PST #1052 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Kat, give a holler if you want any help tomorrow!

I'm so out of it. Tucking the kids into bed often puts me in the need for bed myself. Yawn.


Laura - Feb 24, 2008 3:57:07 am PST #1053 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Happy moving day! May it be quicker and easier than anticipated. Also, peanut butter on pancakes = yum. Then again, peanut butter always = yum for me.

No ick! I'm forcing feeding OJ and expectorant to the family today. They want to go to state basketball finals later this week, but if they take off school for the ick they can't take off school for the sports.

Feel better, all. Good Sunday.