I think maybe because Jayne fucking anybody seems like an easy way to go? Jayne likes sex. Jayne will have teh sex with anyone you want, including River and Kaylee. I liked the Mal/Simon for the butting of heads between two completely different types of type A personalities.
We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.
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Juliebird - Aug 27, 2012 1:47:09 pm PDT #20898 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2012 2:04:44 pm PDT #20899 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But...who has sex with Jayne? That makes even less sense than Derek, because he's not that cute.
Juliebird - Aug 27, 2012 2:38:30 pm PDT #20900 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
But...who has sex with Jayne?
The same people that he's having sex with? I never thought it was because of his cuteness, but because the authors were lazy and thought that they didn't need to come up with reasons why Jayne would dominate someone for his own personal benefit, so they only had to justify the second part of the equation. But FF was my first foray into slash, so my memory is skewed by lack of perspective and broader knowledge.
My Jayne would have been the momma's boy who only took willing partner's with no coersion of his own (no dominating brute in sight), my Simon would have been a bossy bottom who held all the power in his relationship with Mal.
Dana - Aug 27, 2012 2:39:47 pm PDT #20901 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Mal/Simon was certainly not as popular as I would have liked.
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2012 2:56:55 pm PDT #20902 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, I figure if your personality isn't worth shagging, either your face or your genitalia must be. And Jayne's obviously striking out on one, likely to strike out on the second, and by that time, I'm not interested in the third.
Sure, I can visualise the scenario in which Mal ties him up and gets up close and personal with the chain of command, but I have funner things in my brain to play with.
Mal giving over power to Simon wouldn't do much for me either. Wash in some strange world, or Book, before that, to me.
Scrappy - Aug 27, 2012 3:28:51 pm PDT #20903 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I thought Jayne was kinda cute in a big burly guy way. He'd have to wait in line behind Mal, Wash and Zoe, but I hit that.
Vortex - Aug 27, 2012 4:08:37 pm PDT #20904 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Yeah, he's the guy that you sleep with and you sneak out in the morning and you both pretend it never happened.
§ ita § - Aug 27, 2012 4:34:09 pm PDT #20905 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
He's that guy on a ship with Mal and Simon? Uh, and Inara, Zoe, Wash, and Kaylee? And Book would have a better chance of sweet talking me naked--Jayne's totally the least beddable person for me on the ship.
Vortex - Aug 27, 2012 5:51:56 pm PDT #20906 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
LOVING Hank right now "Oh, I'm ready." Grimm has actually been getting good.
le nubian - Aug 27, 2012 8:41:32 pm PDT #20907 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Lindsay Wagner improves EVERYTHING. I wish she were on the show every week.