Also, one in each hand, and thwack 'em together.
(Hmm... perhaps the quiz had slightly different views than mine on "doing just what it takes to win and no more".)
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Feb 07, 2008 12:48:17 pm PST #8193 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Ginger - Feb 07, 2008 12:48:23 pm PST #8194 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I think the compression garment people are running a giant racket, particularly since a lot of insurance and, I've been told, Medicare, won't pay for compression hose and sleeves.
I can, theoretically, take on 22 five year olds. I suspect Hec's high score is because actual contact with five year olds has made him ruthless.
Glamcookie - Feb 07, 2008 1:19:28 pm PST #8195 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
16 five-year-olds. They'd kick my ass.
Theodosia - Feb 07, 2008 1:38:50 pm PST #8196 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
31 5yos, but that may have been because I didn't feel obliged to be entirely truthful in my answers. OTOH, in a true life or death situation, I'm quite willing to use one as a weapon....
amych - Feb 07, 2008 1:43:58 pm PST #8197 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
From my IM:
me: [5-year-old linky]
hub: 27
me: It's because you can kick higher than me, isn't it?
hub: Probably. Also, I have a 58% chance of surviving a zombie attack.
me: But how are those comparable? I mean, are they 5-yr-old zombies?
hub: I think 5-yr-old zombies are accounted for in the zombie quiz, but I don't think zombie 5-yr-olds are accounted for in the 5-yr-old quiz.
Steph L. - Feb 07, 2008 2:14:19 pm PST #8198 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I scored 13. Which was way more than I expected, as I'm overweight and out of shape and a little dubious about beating the crap out of a kid.
The Boy scored 18, because although he is athletic, he has a moral center. (It's chewy.)
Theo -- 31?!?
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2008 2:19:45 pm PST #8199 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I scored 25, offsetting being overweight and only slightly trained with a longer-than-average reach and an attitude toward children that makes W. C. Fields look like Mary Poppins by comparison.
Steph L. - Feb 07, 2008 2:24:13 pm PST #8200 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
We took the zombie survival one, and I only have a 29% chance of survival, because I'm slow and don't own a gun, and I'd try to save my zombified loved one.
The Boy has a 53% chance of survival, because he'd shoot me in the head after one last look. (Er, if I were a zombie, that is. I think he'd think a little longer about shooting me if I were un-zombified, though I *am* dead weight.)
Burrell - Feb 07, 2008 2:26:01 pm PST #8201 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Which one do you shop at?
I bought those at 20th & SM, that's the one by my OB/Gyn.
I haven't checked out the 5 yr old game. I'm a bit scared of my score, but I'm not sure what I'm more worried about, it being high or it being low.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 07, 2008 2:28:57 pm PST #8202 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I can't remember my zombie survival score, but it was better than average yet still low enough that I'd become zombie chow before winning my way to safety.