Just call me the computer whisperer.

Willow ,'Lessons'


Natter 56: ...we need the writers.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2008 12:23:32 pm PST #8183 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I can take on 29 five year olds.

That sounds about right. I can fend off about twelve 9 to 10 year olds as experienced from various post game melees at Little League. (Tackle the Coach being a favorite activity.)

Using a smaller child as weapon is key.


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2008 12:24:35 pm PST #8184 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Because you have moral qualms don't you, Jesse? It's ok, you can admit it here.


Jesse - Feb 07, 2008 12:26:06 pm PST #8185 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Because you have moral qualms don't you, Jesse? It's ok, you can admit it here.

Yes. Also because I'm untrained and out of shape.


Trudy Booth - Feb 07, 2008 12:28:19 pm PST #8186 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Smay can take 3 more 5 year olds than ita?

I don't buy it.


Daisy Jane - Feb 07, 2008 12:28:19 pm PST #8187 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I am also untrained and only of average shape so I'm going to go with the qualms. Also, that word is fun to say. Qualms, qualms, qualms, qualms.


DavidS - Feb 07, 2008 12:29:37 pm PST #8188 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Smay can take 3 more 5 year olds than ita?

It doesn't seem likely. But I did register as pure psychopath by their standards. Perhaps she has a moral center.


Kristen - Feb 07, 2008 12:40:46 pm PST #8189 of 10001

I can take 25! Clearly, I am not bloodthirsty enough.

I should work on that.


erikaj - Feb 07, 2008 12:41:05 pm PST #8190 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

You're just a special kind of asshole, Hecubus.


Toddson - Feb 07, 2008 12:44:26 pm PST #8191 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

23 five-year-olds. Since I'm not likely to have to deal with any, I think I'm safe ... although some of my co-workers ....


DavidS - Feb 07, 2008 12:46:36 pm PST #8192 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You're just a special kind of asshole, Hecubus.

I'm tellin' ya, in my kid rumpus experience you need to pick up a scrawny one and swing 'em around airplane style, then fling him into the pack. When you down a batch you just stomp and run.

Also I'm big on circling the perimeter and knocking off the stragglers.