I can take 25! Clearly, I am not bloodthirsty enough.
I should work on that.
Does anybody mind if I pass out?
Willow ,'Beneath You'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kristen - Feb 07, 2008 12:40:46 pm PST #8189 of 10001
erikaj - Feb 07, 2008 12:41:05 pm PST #8190 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
You're just a special kind of asshole, Hecubus.
Toddson - Feb 07, 2008 12:44:26 pm PST #8191 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
23 five-year-olds. Since I'm not likely to have to deal with any, I think I'm safe ... although some of my co-workers ....
DavidS - Feb 07, 2008 12:46:36 pm PST #8192 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You're just a special kind of asshole, Hecubus.
I'm tellin' ya, in my kid rumpus experience you need to pick up a scrawny one and swing 'em around airplane style, then fling him into the pack. When you down a batch you just stomp and run.
Also I'm big on circling the perimeter and knocking off the stragglers.
amych - Feb 07, 2008 12:48:17 pm PST #8193 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Also, one in each hand, and thwack 'em together.
(Hmm... perhaps the quiz had slightly different views than mine on "doing just what it takes to win and no more".)
Ginger - Feb 07, 2008 12:48:23 pm PST #8194 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I think the compression garment people are running a giant racket, particularly since a lot of insurance and, I've been told, Medicare, won't pay for compression hose and sleeves.
I can, theoretically, take on 22 five year olds. I suspect Hec's high score is because actual contact with five year olds has made him ruthless.
Glamcookie - Feb 07, 2008 1:19:28 pm PST #8195 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
16 five-year-olds. They'd kick my ass.
Theodosia - Feb 07, 2008 1:38:50 pm PST #8196 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
31 5yos, but that may have been because I didn't feel obliged to be entirely truthful in my answers. OTOH, in a true life or death situation, I'm quite willing to use one as a weapon....
amych - Feb 07, 2008 1:43:58 pm PST #8197 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
From my IM:
me: [5-year-old linky]
hub: 27
me: It's because you can kick higher than me, isn't it?
hub: Probably. Also, I have a 58% chance of surviving a zombie attack.
me: But how are those comparable? I mean, are they 5-yr-old zombies?
hub: I think 5-yr-old zombies are accounted for in the zombie quiz, but I don't think zombie 5-yr-olds are accounted for in the 5-yr-old quiz.
Steph L. - Feb 07, 2008 2:14:19 pm PST #8198 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I scored 13. Which was way more than I expected, as I'm overweight and out of shape and a little dubious about beating the crap out of a kid.
The Boy scored 18, because although he is athletic, he has a moral center. (It's chewy.)
Theo -- 31?!?