I'm only 32 and I hate those freaking "Oh, you mean 29 for the fourth time?" people! No! I mean 32! What the hell is wrong with 32!?!
Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.
'Safe'
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Jan 03, 2008 6:12:53 am PST #641 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
shrift - Jan 03, 2008 6:14:09 am PST #642 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
We were in Canada and surrounded by insanity. Um. I was probably wearing vinyl pants? Was that the year I wrote porn on napkins and the con drank the hotel bar out of tequila on the first night?
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2008 6:14:27 am PST #643 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The problem with this world is there are more people who think they are funny than there are people who are funny.
Miracleman - Jan 03, 2008 6:16:07 am PST #644 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The problem with this world is there are more people who think they are funny than there are people who are funny.
(raises hand) Yeah, sorry about that. I'm taking medication, now.
Dana - Jan 03, 2008 6:16:18 am PST #645 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I was probably wearing vinyl pants? Was that the year I wrote porn on napkins and the con drank the hotel bar out of tequila on the first night?
Um. Was that the second con? That was definitely the year I met jean and Shan (and couldn't believe how pretty Shan was).
Ginger - Jan 03, 2008 6:16:52 am PST #646 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
29 is easy. You can do 29 standing on your head. I think it's wonderful that you've been able to become so very shrift in that short a time.
tommyrot - Jan 03, 2008 6:18:01 am PST #647 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
(raises hand) Yeah, sorry about that. I'm taking medication, now.
See? The perfect example of someone who thinks he's funny, yet in fact is funny.
Miracleman - Jan 03, 2008 6:21:56 am PST #648 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
The perfect example of someone who thinks he's funny, yet in fact is funny.
I think the perfect example is anyone who said "'29 for the first time?' And yet, nobody has forcibly removed your vocal chords through your anus. Peculiar ol' world we live in, ain't it?"
shrift - Jan 03, 2008 6:24:43 am PST #649 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Um. Was that the second con? That was definitely the year I met jean and Shan (and couldn't believe how pretty Shan was).
I think so. I didn't make it to the first con, which apparently was in October of '98. Actually, I think I was in Italy and soon to return home from a life abroad!
amych - Jan 03, 2008 6:27:33 am PST #650 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I think it's wonderful that you've been able to become so very shrift in that short a time.
Aww, yeah, this. Happy birthday, and may the asshats of the day remain in the realm of the amusingly mockable!