Nader is obviously an utter down-to-the-marrow asshat, but does he even have more than eight or nine loyalists anywhere in the US? Isn't he too much of a bitter joke to be a spoiler anymore?

Well...if we're any indication, he's doing a great job of uniting the Democratic party. I mean, here we were this morning, some for Obama, some for Hillary, some ready to write in Al Gore, but we ALL feel the same about Nader.

Hee, the great uniter.

So then instead of working, I just spent like 20 minutes dithering about whether I should buy a $75 r/t ticket to see my friend in Michigan. ISTG.

stop dithering. the answer is yes.

I'm like a magic 8ball today.

Seriously. We could have helped you with that, Jesse, and saved you a lot of time.

::eyes Kat's tag::

'zat relatively new?

God, I should have called in sick today.

Newish. But I saw this magnet at a bookstore: [link] and I went searching for it before I saw the saying on your site.

Papers were half-assed graded and now I'm sending in the assessments. Gr. Done for the day.

One place I worked had signs that said, "Unattended children will be eaten, no questions asked." The espresso and kitten threat is probably more menacing.