Newish. But I saw this magnet at a bookstore: [link] and I went searching for it before I saw the saying on your site.
Natter 56: ...we need the writers.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Papers were half-assed graded and now I'm sending in the assessments. Gr. Done for the day.
One place I worked had signs that said, "Unattended children will be eaten, no questions asked." The espresso and kitten threat is probably more menacing.
Note to self: start buying Mr. Clean Magic Erasers in bulk.
Oh dear, Cash. Maybe investing in duct tape would help too?
A breakfast joint near us has a sign "Unattended children will be sold as slaves." Imma thinking unattended children aren't popular many places.
Imma thinking unattended children aren't popular many places.
Yeah. Ever since they were responsible for the fall of the Roman Empire....
Maybe investing in duct tape would help too?
So. Damned. Tempting.
I'll flirt with child abuse. Really. Not that I'd do anything but I can think about it.
The trick is to direct their naughty activities into constructive ones. How the fuck I'm supposed to do that is beyond me. I did call my mother and apologize profusely for every mark and "drawing" I ever made on her walls.
I'm sure she's going to get that voicemail and pee her pants laughing.
Jimmy Carter's skating damn close to an Obama endorsement: [link]
Oh Jimmy. "Tittilating." I think only you could possibly get away with that.
My SIL swore by those crayola markers that only work on a certain kind of paper. That was the approach they took when D was 2-3 or so. Of course, all bets were off in some ways because my brother would leave sharpies lying around. (Which lead to the child with the fully sharpie- colored feet, and quite the masterpiece of the floor and wall. )
But when he was using the markers he was allowed to, it was contained.